NASA Scientists Built Different

You think YOUR internet is bad? Gamers have the AUDACITY to complain about 100 ping while NASA scientists are over here casually driving $2.5 billion rovers on MARS with ping times that would make your router spontaneously combust! 💀 We're talking LITERAL MINUTES of lag—not milliseconds—between clicking "go forward" and the rover actually moving. That's not lag, that's practically time travel! Meanwhile, gamers are throwing controllers when their character takes an extra 0.1 seconds to respond. THE DRAMA! NASA engineers just sipping coffee like "that's cute" while piloting machinery across the solar system with what's essentially interplanetary dial-up. PATHETIC MORTAL GAMERS, BOW TO YOUR NETWORKING GODS!