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Don't Release On Friday
Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing
16 days ago 83.6K views 0 shares
Don't Release On Friday
That special moment when you're halfway home on Friday and your phone buzzes with Slack notifications from the entire dev team. The calm expression hides the internal screaming as you realize your weekend just transformed into a 48-hour debugging marathon. The unwritten rule of software development: the severity of a production bug is directly proportional to how close you are to the weekend. And somehow, it's always the one line of code you thought was "too simple to test."

The Toilet Bowl Debugging Method
Debugging Programming Testing
22 days ago 70.9K views 0 shares
The Toilet Bowl Debugging Method
The four stages of debugging: contemplation, deeper contemplation, sudden epiphany, and immediate bathroom sprint. Because let's face it—the best debugging solutions always come when you're physically unable to implement them. It's like the universe's cruel joke that your brain waits until your butt hits the toilet seat to finally connect those neural pathways. Ten years into this profession and I'm convinced my best code is written in my head while staring at bathroom tiles. Should probably install a waterproof keyboard in there at this point.

Deployment Alert
Devops Programming Debugging Testing Cloud
1 month ago 78.7K views 0 shares
Deployment Alert
That perfect synchronicity of hitting deploy and immediately getting a notification is the universe's way of saying "you forgot something critical." It's like Murphy's Law of Deployment—your phone will only ring with an urgent issue the exact microsecond your finger leaves the deploy button. The code was perfect in dev, passed all tests, survived code review... but somehow you can feel that production is about to catch fire. Time to prepare your "working on a fix" message while frantically scanning logs!

Junior Shocked Senior Rocked At Every Intense Situation
Debugging Devops Programming Testing Frontend
1 month ago 71.1K views 0 shares
Junior Shocked Senior Rocked At Every Intense Situation
The classic demo day disaster! Junior devs having existential meltdowns while senior devs are just like "Ah yes, the demo monster strikes again." That terrifying moment when your perfectly working app decides to transform into a fire-breathing crash-beast right when all the important people are watching! Seniors have seen this movie before—they've developed that thousand-yard stare that says "I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed." Meanwhile juniors are discovering new levels of panic they didn't know existed. It's not a real product launch until something explodes spectacularly in front of the CEO!

Vga Maste Race
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 113.0K views 2 shares
Vga Maste Race
The universal law of tech hoarding strikes again! This is basically Murphy's Law for nerds - the moment you toss that ancient VGA cable you've been storing since the Clinton administration is precisely when some legacy system demands it. Every developer has that drawer of technological shame - USB-A cables, random adapters, and at least three different types of power bricks that don't match anything you currently own. But throw something away? That's just begging the universe to make you need it. This is why my closet still has a parallel port cable from 1998. Not because I'll use it, but because I'm not falling for this cosmic trap. Nice try, universe.