The Real Testers

Content My brain after 8 hours of sleep My brain after 4 hours of sleep I just added 15 new classes, 28 integration tests, and have 80 code coverage ProdrammerHumor.io Help, the compiler is saying "Syntax Error"

Content When the production environment is down and the senior dev is in vacations

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Don't be afraid of the enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the tests that work locally, and then fail when deploying the app. ProgrammerHumor.i

Oh sweet summer intern! That awkward elevator moment when you realize why everyone's being suspiciously nice to you. 😅 The classic bait-and-switch where you go from "Wow, what a welcoming team!" to "Oh wait, I'm just free labor for unit tests nobody wants to write." The senior dev's face says it all - that perfect mix of guilt and relief that the testing burden is about to be offloaded. It's like getting invited to a party only to discover it's actually a moving day and you're the only one without a sudden back injury!

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Oh man, that awkward handshake moment when your boss is congratulating you for "optimizing" code that YOU originally broke! 😅 When you're the arsonist and the firefighter, but only get credit for the firefighting part. Classic dev move - break something so badly that when you fix it to be slightly better than your broken version, everyone thinks you're a genius! The internal screaming while accepting praise for solving a problem you created is peak programmer energy. Honestly, it's basically a career advancement strategy at this point!