Do Not Deploy On Friday

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Do Not Deploy On Friday

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That moment when you think you're so clever pushing that "tiny fix" to production at 4:59 PM on Friday. "What could possibly go wrong?" you whisper, closing your laptop with a smirk. Fast forward to Saturday morning—your phone looking like a bomb went off, your boss knows your home address, and somehow the production database is now speaking Klingon. The sheer terror in those eyes is the universal developer experience of realizing your weekend plans just transformed into 48 hours of emergency patches and explaining to executives why the shopping cart now redirects to cat videos.

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