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Looks Good To Merge (Into Traffic)
Git Devops Agile Programming
9 hours ago 91.5K views 0 shares
Looks Good To Merge (Into Traffic)
For those not in the know, "LGTM" = "Looks Good To Me" - the four most dangerous words in code review history. This tweet brilliantly captures Silicon Valley's work-life balance (or complete lack thereof). When your Uber driver is simultaneously reviewing pull requests while navigating traffic, you know tech culture has gone too far. The ultimate multitasking fail: merging code while merging lanes. Somewhere, a project manager is thrilled about the increased productivity while everyone else is praying they make it to their destination alive. The hustle culture has officially jumped the shark!

The One-Person Army Of Indie Game Development
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
3 days ago 194.8K views 0 shares
The One-Person Army Of Indie Game Development
The indie game development experience: one person sitting behind a table with name tags for "Producer," "Director," "Actor," "Editor," "Writer," "Video Editor," and "Creative." It's the software development equivalent of wearing all the hats in your closet simultaneously. Big studios have entire departments. Indie devs have... coffee and determination. And probably a concerning browser history full of "how to fix [obscure engine] bug at 3AM" searches.

Solo Gamedev Be Like
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
16 days ago 99.0K views 0 shares
Solo Gamedev Be Like
THE ABSOLUTE MADNESS of solo game development captured in one glorious image! This poor soul is literally a one-man band trying to play EVERY SINGLE INSTRUMENT at once - just like indie devs who are simultaneously the programmer, artist, sound designer, marketer, QA tester, and coffee machine operator! That backpack of musical chaos is basically your project codebase after you've been awake for 48 hours straight trying to fix that ONE PHYSICS BUG while also designing character models and composing the soundtrack. And the look on his face? That's the exact expression you make when someone asks "so when's the release date?" while you're drowning in a sea of unfinished features!

When The IT Team Is Just You...
Microsoft Networking Security Windows
17 days ago 95.5K views 0 shares
When The IT Team Is Just You...
Ah, the classic "one person wearing all the hats" syndrome. This is what happens when management says "we're streamlining IT operations" but really means "we fired everyone except you." The Squidward multiverse perfectly captures that moment when you're simultaneously fixing Karen's printer, fending off ransomware, resetting the CEO's password for the 17th time this month, and trying to figure out why Microsoft decided to move everything in the admin center again . Pro tip: When asked how long something will take, multiply your estimate by 5 and add "depending on how many password resets interrupt me." Works every time.

Can't Focus On Two Things At Once
Devops Git Docker Programming Testing
19 days ago 121.9K views 0 shares
Can't Focus On Two Things At Once
That special moment when you've kicked off a CI pipeline that takes 20 minutes to run, so you stare intensely at your screen pretending to be productive. Your brain is actually 99% focused on refreshing that pipeline status page every 12 seconds while the remaining 1% attempts to look busy when your manager walks by. The modern developer's version of watching paint dry – except with more anxiety and coffee.

Solo Gamedev Be Like
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
23 days ago 224.9K views 1 shares
Solo Gamedev Be Like
When you're a solo game developer, you're not just coding—you're the entire orchestra. One person desperately trying to handle game design, programming, art, sound, marketing, and bug fixing simultaneously. It's that special kind of chaos where your Git commit messages gradually evolve from "Implemented player movement" to "PLEASE WORK" at 4AM. The best part? When someone asks how your "little hobby" is going, and you're too exhausted to explain you haven't seen sunlight in three weeks.

When In Silicon Valley...
Git Devops Programming
24 days ago 116.9K views 1 shares
When In Silicon Valley...
OH. MY. GOD. Welcome to San Francisco, where your Uber driver is simultaneously transporting you AND maintaining the integrity of the codebase! The absolute AUDACITY of reviewing and merging a Pull Request while navigating actual traffic is just *chef's kiss* peak Silicon Valley culture! 💅 Your life is literally in the hands of someone who thought, "You know what would make this drive more productive? Some quick code reviews!" The multitasking Olympics gold medalist we never asked for but somehow deserve! The hustle culture has gone TOO FAR when your ride-share comes with a side of git operations. Next time just call a taxi - they'll only text while driving like NORMAL dangerous people!

Looks Good To Merge While Merging Into Traffic
Git Devops Agile Programming
1 month ago 173.1K views 0 shares
Looks Good To Merge While Merging Into Traffic
THE ULTIMATE MULTITASKER! Your Uber driver is out here casually reviewing code and merging pull requests while navigating traffic like it's NOTHING. Meanwhile, I have a mental breakdown when my IDE takes 3 seconds to load. San Francisco has evolved beyond mere mortals—they've unlocked the forbidden combination of Git operations and traffic navigation! Next thing you know, they'll be deploying to production while parallel parking. The "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) approval has never been so dangerously efficient! 💀

Bro Had His Priorities Set Right
Gamedev Programming
1 month ago 154.1K views 0 shares
Bro Had His Priorities Set Right
When your crush walks in during your gaming session but you're one headshot away from ranking up. That tunnel vision hits harder than a production bug at 4:59 PM on Friday. The sacred focus of a developer transcends from code to game—unbreakable, unwavering, and utterly oblivious to social opportunities. That's not poor social skills; that's commitment to completion . His brain's running a single-threaded process with no interrupt handlers.

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The Third Gender: Programmer
Programming Git
1 month ago 140.9K views 1 shares
The Third Gender: Programmer
Behold the sacred gender symbols of our time! Female? Simple. Male? Basic. But a PROGRAMMER ? Honey, that's a whole different species with arrows pointing in MULTIPLE directions simultaneously while juggling a USB stick! Because why commit to just ONE path when you can have 17 git branches, 42 browser tabs, and an existential crisis before lunch? The programmer gender doesn't just multitask—it multi-EXISTS in parallel universes where both solutions work and fail at the same time. Schrödinger's code, darling!

The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure
Windows Webdev Hardware Programming
1 month ago 218.1K views 0 shares
The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure
Ah, the classic "every browser tab is a precious resource" taskbar. That's someone running Chrome, VLC, Adobe Reader, and about 15 other apps simultaneously on a machine that's one CPU fan away from achieving liftoff. The look of judgment isn't because they're watching YouTube during a meeting—it's because they're somehow running all that without their laptop spontaneously combusting. Impressive yet terrifying. Like watching someone juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope made of dental floss.

The Productivity Paradox Duo
Programming Hardware
2 months ago 189.8K views 0 shares
The Productivity Paradox Duo
The unbeatable tag team of productivity destruction. Left screen for "work" discussions, right screen for "urgent debugging sessions" that mysteriously involve watching someone speedrun Minecraft. Your commit history and Discord status tell two very different stories about your day. Productivity graph looks like a cliff dive right after lunch.