The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter

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7 months ago 212,415 views 0 shares

The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter

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The real bug in your code isn't a syntax error - it's that FPS counter permanently burned into your screenshots. Nothing says "I'm debugging while gaming" like accidentally sending your boss a screenshot with CPU: 47%, RAM: 4GB, and FPS: 112. That black cat is just judging your life choices from the corner, wondering why you're troubleshooting production issues during your Elden Ring session.

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