The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter

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Content IT'S OVER IT'S DONE how people tell you it feels to fix a bug after hours of debugging how it actually feels

Trying to center a div is the modern equivalent of solving Fermat's Last Theorem. Eight hours of tweaking margin: 0 auto; , display: flex; , justify-content: center; , and sacrificing your firstborn to the CSS gods—yet that stubborn element still sits 2 pixels off-center. The tears aren't from sadness; they're from realizing you could've built an entire backend service in the time you've spent fighting with a rectangle that refuses to behave.

Content People: Playing with malware in a VM? What if it breaks out and infects your real computer :o Actual malware: ant1-vm stuff CHECKCPUID(x, result); if (result 1) WE ARE IN A VM AHHHHH ifdef DEBUG endif SEPPUKU(); printf("0331m0335m03331m0330m WE ARE IN A VM, COMMITING SEPPUKUn") ; else ifdef DEBUG printf("WE ARE NOT IN A VM: ALL CLEARn"); endif

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Opera GX thinking they could just REMOVE a sacred fried egg image from their code! 💅 First they're like "we saved a WHOLE 18kb" as if that's something to brag about in our terabyte era. Then the ENTIRE INTERNET collectively loses its mind and demands justice for the egg that's been secretly lurking in their files since 2019! The fact that a browser had to publicly apologize to an EGG and then ceremoniously restore it to its rightful place is peak software development drama. This is why we can't have nice things... or smaller file sizes apparently!

Content The Proud Parent The Linker REPENT TOMER - Half your manager, half your senior - Designed the codebase - Will always answer your question, but only after a 5 minute on the motivations of a now rebuilt module from years ago - "I remember when we had to do that process in the AWS console with just a trackpad, uphill both ways" - Tough during code review, but genuinely happy to see you ship new features to the system The Job Security Maximizer - Always sends you a link when you ask a question, sometimes without any other words - "Look at this" - Thinks you don't know standard documentation exists - Posts medium articles in the main channel, doesn't read them - Never reviews code - First stack overflow result The Big Chiller - "Ohh, that? Sorry I totally forgot all - Been around for years, knows the entire about the code I wrote a month ago" codebase - Tells you to ask someone else for the - Friends with the CTO simplest question - Shows you the exact line of code that - Has dozens of pages of private notes, causes your bug within 5 minutes READMEs all read "initial commit" - They last shipped a commit a couple - "Have you thought about adding an months ago, you think abstracter to this abstraction? With that - Always approves your PRs we can decouple the coupler from the universe" 10 i0