The Accidental Telltale FPS Counter

Content robin dreamsofsloth 1d the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf?? 67 17 822 4373 Show this thread

When your personality test hits too close to home. The error code "1x38B" isn't just a technical glitch—it's a personal attack. Nothing says "you're fundamentally broken" quite like a quiz that crashes rather than categorize your psyche. The system took one look at your answers and chose self-destruction over analysis. That's not a Jung personality type; that's a Jung personality nope .

The eternal duality of coding: questioning reality in both failure and success. First panel: code fails, you're baffled because it should work. Second panel: code suddenly works, you're equally baffled because you changed absolutely nothing. The universe runs on spite and cosmic randomness, not logic. That feeling when your computer gaslights you harder than your ex.

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Content JUST BECAUSEMA PROGRAMMER DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR COMPUTER! SIS CONE WELL I.DO BUT NOT BECAUSE IM A PROGRAMMER!