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Behold the mythical backend developer in their natural habitat: facing away from humanity, just like their servers. Two monitors for double the terminal windows, yet somehow still not enough screen real estate for all those microservices. That impeccable hair? Styled by running fingers through it while muttering "why is this API returning null?" The blue folders? Documentation that nobody will ever read. Frontend devs might make things pretty, but backend devs make things work —even if they haven't seen sunlight since the last major version release.

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of printf debugging in four acts! 😭 First, you confidently place your debug statement: "I'm here." Then the AUDACITY of your code to make you add "Here 1" and "Here 2" as you desperately try to narrow down where your program is imploding. And the GRAND FINALE? That pot of pure chaos showing your entire codebase vomiting error messages like a digital exorcism! Who needs fancy debuggers when you can just DROWN YOUR SORROWS in console output and pray to the coding gods that something makes sense?! The debugging equivalent of screaming into the void and having the void scream back with stack traces!

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