The Productivity Paradox Duo

discord gaming Work from home Productivity Developer setup Procrastination Multitasking Workspace Dual monitor

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The Productivity Paradox Duo

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The unbeatable tag team of productivity destruction. Left screen for "work" discussions, right screen for "urgent debugging sessions" that mysteriously involve watching someone speedrun Minecraft. Your commit history and Discord status tell two very different stories about your day. Productivity graph looks like a cliff dive right after lunch.

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