The Productivity Paradox Duo

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Content Me Coding Anyone who happens to see me: Wouldn't that make you A HACKER?!

Content Why isn't it working I'm going to kill myself I'm getting crazv I love coding

Content LOOK AT THIS VIEW! WE'VE COME SOFTWARE A LONG WAY WITH ALL OF THIS CODE! NEW FEATURE Keep Busy tapas.ioserieskeep-busy

The perfect metaphor for software deployment doesn't exi— That confident "Yeah, probably..." followed by a LITERAL EXPLOSION nine seconds later is the most accurate representation of production releases I've ever seen. It's that special moment when your PM asks "Is the release ready?" and you say "Sure!" while frantically trying to remember if you tested that one edge case where the user inputs their name in Klingon while standing on one foot. SpaceX rockets and software deployments share the same two possible outcomes: spectacular success or spectacular failure. There is no in-between. At least rocket scientists expect explosions occasionally - developers are just expected to cry quietly in the server room.

Content Why the hell cant i fix this bug The linter isnt bringing anything Ive been up debugging for hours All the syntax is -correct oh i was editing a backup hartific:otherwordi