FINALLY! The TRUE reason dual-core processors were invented! One core for your monstrosity of a codebase that takes EONS to compile, and another core dedicated solely to watching YouTube tutorials on how to fix the disaster you've created! It's not procrastination—it's parallel processing at its finest! Your CPU isn't burning up; it's having an existential crisis trying to process both your spaghetti code AND that "10 Hour Lofi Beats to Debug To" stream simultaneously. Multi-tasking? More like multi-masking your productivity issues!
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