Orchestration: The Full Stack Symphony

So this is why my code breaks in production. Turns out bugs aren't just randomly appearing—they're being strategically trained to give wrong answers and crash systems. That cockroach teacher asking "what is 2+4?" and getting "5," "9," and "8" as answers isn't incompetence—it's a feature! By the third panel, they've mastered the art of being consistently wrong and are ready for their mission: total programmer destruction. No wonder my perfectly working code suddenly can't do basic math in production. These little monsters have been preparing for this their whole lives.

Ah, the classic "forgot to replace the template variables" bug. Someone at Amazon just pushed to production without testing their notification system. Now millions of users get to see the raw template code instead of their actual cashback amount. This is why we do code reviews, folks. And why senior devs drink so much coffee. Somewhere right now, a developer is frantically trying to hotfix this while their manager asks, "But how could this happen?" Meanwhile, the QA team is just pointing at their ignored test reports from last week.

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