Orchestration: The Full Stack Symphony

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Orchestration: The Full Stack Symphony

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Tom from Tom and Jerry frantically playing multiple instruments at once perfectly captures the reality of "full stack" development. You're not specializing in one instrument—you're desperately trying to keep the entire orchestra running while management thinks you're conducting a symphony. Meanwhile, you're just trying to prevent the cello from falling over while blowing three trumpets and hitting a drum with your tail. And they wonder why the deployment is delayed.

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