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Which Algorithm Is This
AI Algorithms Math Debugging
13 hours ago 163.5K views 1 shares
Which Algorithm Is This
When AI confidently solves a basic algebra problem by literally evaluating the equation as code. The sister was 3 when you were 6, so the age difference is 3 years. Fast forward 64 years and... she's still 3 years younger. But no, ChatGPT decided to execute 6/2 and 3+70 as literal expressions and proudly announced "73 years old" like it just solved the Riemann hypothesis. This is what happens when you train an LLM on Stack Overflow answers without the comment section roasting bad logic. The AI saw those angle brackets and thought "time to compile!" instead of "time to think." Our jobs might be safe after all, fam. At least until AI learns that relationships between numbers don't change just because you put them in a code block.

Microsoft Is The Best
Microsoft AI Math Programming
6 days ago 247.7K views 0 shares
Microsoft Is The Best
Someone asked Bing if floating point numbers can be irrational, and Bing confidently responded with a giant "Yes" followed by an explanation that would make any computer science professor weep into their keyboard. Spoiler alert: floating point numbers are always rational by definition—they're literally fractions with finite binary representations. Irrational numbers like π or √2 can't be perfectly represented in floating point, which is why we get approximations. But Bing? Nah, Bing said "trust me bro" and cited Stack Exchange like that makes it gospel. The best part? It sourced Stack Exchange with a "+1" as if upvotes equal mathematical correctness. Peak search engine energy right here. Google might be turning into an ad-infested nightmare, but at least it hasn't started inventing new branches of mathematics... yet.

Why Am I Doing This
AI Algorithms Math Programming Python
11 days ago 224.6K views 0 shares
Why Am I Doing This
You signed up for data science thinking you'd be building cool AI models and predicting the future, but NOPE—here you are, cramming optimization algorithms into your brain like it's finals week in calculus hell. Second-order optimization methods? Dynamic programming? Gradient descent variations? Girl, same. The existential crisis is REAL when you realize "fun with data" actually means memorizing mathematical nightmares that would make your high school math teacher weep with joy. Plot twist: nobody warned you that "data science" is just "applied mathematics with extra steps" in disguise. 📊💀

When You Accidentally Write Elegant Code
Programming Math
29 days ago 173.6K views 0 shares
When You Accidentally Write Elegant Code
The progression from x += 1 (normal, acceptable) to x++ (meh, whatever) to x -= -1 (suddenly sophisticated) is the programming equivalent of putting on a tuxedo to take out the trash. Sure, you're technically subtracting a negative to increment, but you're also the kind of person who probably writes if (condition == true) unironically. It's mathematically correct, unnecessarily complex, and absolutely nobody asked for it—which makes it perfect code review material. Your teammates will either think you're a genius or question your life choices. Probably both.

Egypt Binary
Algorithms Math Programming
1 month ago 291.6K views 0 shares
Egypt Binary
Ancient Egyptians apparently invented a multiplication algorithm that works by repeatedly doubling and halving numbers, then adding only the rows where the halved number is odd. So 13 × 24 becomes a series of doubles (24, 48, 96, 192) while halving 13 down (6, 3, 1), then you cross out rows with even numbers and add what's left: 24 + 96 + 192 = 312. It's basically binary multiplication disguised as ancient wisdom. The pharaoh smugly declaring "IT'S VERY SIMPLE!" while modern programmers realize they've been doing bit-shifting operations the whole time without the cool historical context. Turns out the Egyptians were doing bitwise operations before computers existed. They just didn't have Stack Overflow to copy-paste from.

Same Thing
Math Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 293.9K views 1 shares
Same Thing
The classic "they're the same picture" energy, but make it career anxiety. Society loves to pretend Math and Computer Science are two distinct paths leading to different destinations, but spoiler alert: they both funnel straight into the unemployment arrow. The goat standing there judging your "free choice" is basically every CS grad who thought they'd escape differential equations by learning to code, only to realize their degree is just applied math with RGB lighting. Plot twist: neither degree guarantees a job, but at least with CS you get to be unemployed while knowing how to center a div.

I Still Don't Know My Operator Precedence
Programming Algorithms Math
1 month ago 283.6K views 0 shares
I Still Don't Know My Operator Precedence
When you're staring at an expression like a + b * c / d - e and your brain just... nopes out. Sure, you COULD memorize the operator precedence table like some kind of mathematical wizard, OR you could just throw parentheses at everything like you're building a fortress of clarity. The calculator might know its order of operations, but do you trust it? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Better slap those parentheses around every single operation just to be safe. Is it elegant? No. Does it work? Also questionable. But at least you know EXACTLY what's happening, even if your code looks like it's wearing braces on its teeth. Pro tip: PEMDAS is great until you realize programming languages have like 47 different operator precedence levels and bitwise operators lurking in the shadows.

True Pi Day
Math Programming Linux Backend
1 month ago 229.6K views 0 shares
True Pi Day
Someone just discovered that if you treat the digits of Pi (3.14159265359...) as a Unix timestamp, you get July 13, 2965. So apparently we've all been celebrating Pi Day wrong on March 14th. The real Pi Day won't happen for another 940 years, which is honestly the most programmer thing ever – finding a completely impractical but technically correct alternative to an established convention. Fun fact: Unix timestamps count seconds since January 1, 1970 (the Unix epoch), so this timestamp converter is basically saying "Pi seconds after computers decided time officially began." Because nothing says 'mathematical constant' like arbitrarily mapping it to a date system invented for operating systems. Mark your calendars for 2965, folks. Finally, a holiday we can procrastinate on.

Don't Be Scared Math And Computing Are Friends
Math Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 188.3K views 0 shares
Don't Be Scared Math And Computing Are Friends
That intimidating Σ (capital sigma) notation that made you question your life choices in calculus? Yeah, it's literally just a for-loop. And that Π (capital pi) symbol that looked like a gateway to mathematical hell? Also a for-loop, but with multiplication instead of addition. The summation iterates from n=0 to 4, adding 3*n each time, while the product does the same from n=1 to 4, multiplying by 2*n. Once you realize mathematical notation is just fancy syntax for basic programming constructs, suddenly those textbooks become a lot less threatening. It's the same energy as discovering that "algorithm" is just a pretentious way of saying "recipe."

Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies
Math Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 283.8K views 0 shares
Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies
Look, that intimidating Sigma and Pi notation you avoided in college? Yeah, they're just fancy for-loops with better PR. Summation is literally sum += 3*n and Product is prod *= 2*n . That's it. Mathematicians really said "let's make simple iteration look like ancient Greek spellcasting" and then wondered why people have math anxiety. Meanwhile, your average dev writes these same operations daily without breaking a sweat. The real plot twist? Once you realize math notation is just verbose pseudocode written by people who peaked before computers existed, algorithms suddenly become way less scary. Your CS degree just demystified centuries of mathematical gatekeeping in one tweet.

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This Absolute Gem In The Mens Toilet Today At Uni
Math Algorithms
2 months ago 248.4K views 0 shares
This Absolute Gem In The Mens Toilet Today At Uni
Someone taped a visual guide to urinal etiquette in a CS building bathroom and labeled it "Pigeon Hole Principle." Four urinals, three guys wearing brown shirts, one brave soul in blue who clearly drew the short straw. The Pigeonhole Principle states that if you have n items and m containers where n > m , at least one container must hold more than one item. Applied here: four urinals, but urinal etiquette demands you leave gaps, so really you've only got two usable spots. Guy in blue? He's the overflow. The mathematical proof that bathroom awkwardness is inevitable. Whoever printed this out and stuck it on the wall understands both discrete mathematics and the unspoken social contract of public restrooms. Respect.

True But Weird 😭
Math Algorithms Programming
2 months ago 236.3K views 0 shares
True But Weird 😭
When you spot the obvious pattern (powers of 2) and write the elegant solution, but your professor apparently spent their weekend deriving a polynomial formula that looks like it escaped from a cryptography textbook. Both answers are technically correct. One takes 2 seconds to write. The other requires factoring a quartic polynomial and probably a sacrifice to the math gods. Your professor chose violence. The real kicker? They're both valid closed forms. It's like showing up to a potluck with a sandwich while someone else brought a seven-layer molecular gastronomy deconstructed sandwich experience.