Multilayer Perceptron: It Just Says 4

Autocomplete tools looking at your code like pawn shop owners evaluating your junk. "Best we can do is predict next token" is the programming equivalent of "I'll give you $5 for that family heirloom." Sure, GitHub Copilot might suggest something brilliant, but usually it's just confidently predicting you want another semicolon or closing bracket. The AI revolution in coding is basically just sophisticated guesswork with better marketing.

Ah yes, the mythical "real programmer" – that elusive creature who apparently codes everything from scratch using nothing but pure brain power and cosmic vibes. Meanwhile, in reality, the rest of us mortals are over here frantically Googling syntax, copying from Stack Overflow, and begging AI to fix our broken code at 3 AM. The gatekeeping is strong with this one! Next thing you'll tell me "real programmers" only code on punchcards while standing barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways.

THE AUDACITY! A product manager who can't even write requirements without a 50-question interrogation suddenly becomes an AI prophet?! Honey, if you can't tell me what button color you want without changing your mind 17 times, I'm supposed to believe you understand the future of artificial intelligence?! The green monster hand of skepticism is PRESSING X TO DOUBT so hard right now. Sweetie, AI might replace a lot of things, but it'll need actual requirements to do so - something you're physically incapable of providing! Come back when your "visionary roadmap" isn't written in crayon and wishful thinking!

OMFG, the absolute AUDACITY of this code! 😱 Someone's gone and created the most SCANDALOUS piece of programming known to mankind - a file that's half "secret" and half "public GitHub" with nothing but pure, unadulterated NONSENSE! This masterpiece of chaos defines fruits as data types, throws in random words like "Spoon" and "Frozen", and then proceeds to create the most grammatically offensive function in history that looks like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while thinking about fruit salad. The punchline? Training AI on THIS would be like teaching a toddler English by reading them the ingredients list on a shampoo bottle... BACKWARDS... WHILE SCREAMING! 💀

Oh. My. GOD! In this parallel universe, a robot is painting Totoro (the beloved Studio Ghibli character) instead of creating yet another AI-generated monstrosity! THE ABSOLUTE IRONY! While we're over here having existential crises about AI taking over our jobs, somewhere in the multiverse, AI is just chilling, making cute little anime portraits and living its best artsy life! Meanwhile, our GPT is busy writing passive-aggressive emails and generating 50 ways to optimize your LinkedIn profile! HONESTLY, I'D SWITCH UNIVERSES IN A HEARTBEAT! 💅

The modern developer's dilemma in three panels! First panel: Developer with fancy AI tools bragging "My throughput has doubled by harnessing AI." Second panel: Colleague asks "SO YOU'RE SMART NOW?" Third panel: The brutal truth drops - "I'M STUPID FASTER." This is the perfect encapsulation of how we're using cutting-edge tools to accelerate the same flawed logic. It's like upgrading from a bicycle to a Ferrari but still following directions from a broken GPS. Congrats, you're now arriving at the wrong destination in record time!