The iceberg of AI terror is real, folks! On the surface, it's just "AI" - those fancy chatbots everyone's talking about. Dive a bit deeper and you hit "Machine Learning" where your code starts making decisions without you explicitly telling it how. But the true horror? That murky "Deep Learning" zone where neural networks do their black magic.
And what's holding this entire technological monstrosity together? Some poor developer's spaghetti Python code and linear algebra that they barely remember from college. The whole industry is basically running on StackOverflow answers and caffeine.
Next time someone says they "work in AI," remember they're just the tip of an iceberg floating on a sea of mathematical duct tape and prayer.