AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
Oh. My. GOD. The bell curve of programmer distraction in its FULL GLORY! 📊
On the left, we have the 0.1% galaxy brains wasting PRECIOUS HOURS on tarot and witchcraft because "it seems interesting" when they should be fixing that production bug! 🔮✨
In the middle? The BLESSED NORMIES who actually focus on Node.js and Java because they're "required for the job." How BORINGLY RESPONSIBLE of them! 🙄
And then there's the right side - the ABSOLUTE MANIACS who dive into abstract algebra and mathematical theory with the chaotic energy of someone who hasn't slept in three days! "Usability be damned, I WILL understand category theory before I die!" 📚💀
The true tragedy? We're ALL on this curve somewhere, frantically learning things we'll NEVER use while our actual work sits untouched in a terminal somewhere!
