They Are Too Important For The World

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They Are Too Important For The World

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OMG, the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of open source developers! 💅 These magnificent creatures single-handedly maintain packages that literally keep the ENTIRE INTERNET functioning while surviving on nothing but cold pizza and gratitude! The rest of us mortals are just gently cradling them through digital space like the fragile heroes they are. Without them, we'd all be coding our own JSON parsers like BARBARIANS! Next time your project has 47,392 dependencies, remember there's probably just ONE sleep-deprived saint maintaining half of them for free while you complain about that one missing feature!

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