They Are Too Important For The World

Content CS 4323 PROGRAMMING ASSIGNMENT 1 (SCANNER Due: March 6, 2018 This project builds the first component of a compiler, the lexical analyzer (or scanner), for TrumpScript language. The Internet explanation of the syntax of TrumpScript was incomplete, so I mixed it with other typical language features (thus the name TrumpScriptt ) and constructed context-free rules defining this modified (and simplified) TrumpScript. These rules will be further transformed later, if necessary, into the form with which LI(1) parsing can be done. A few funny features of this language include; . Every program must start with the message "Make programming great again" and end with "America is great". There is no import statement, America doesn't need it. There is no floating-point number, all numbers are integers greater than a million. There is no input statement, Trump doesn't need it Boolean values are denoted by fact and lie, meaning true and false, respectively. The language is case-insensitive. Error messages are maximally rude to programmers.

The CPU is making you an offer you can't refuse, mafia-style. It demands 32x more computational resources to give you a measly 1.7x speed boost in return. This is the classic multithreading paradox - throwing massive parallelism at a problem only to get diminishing returns because some tasks just don't scale linearly. It's like hiring 32 people to dig a hole when only 2 can fit in the space. The rest just stand around drinking coffee and collecting paychecks. The purple lighting really sets the mood for this computational extortion. Your CPU is basically saying "Nice application you got there... would be a shame if something happened to its performance."

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Oh, the AUDACITY of this monkey side-eye! You're out here rubber-stamping PRs like you're working at the approval factory, barely even scrolling past the first three lines before hitting that sweet, sweet "Approve" button. "It worked, and we gotta move fast" – the battle cry of every developer who's chosen chaos over code quality. Sure, the tests are green (probably), the build passed (maybe), and nothing's on fire (yet). But did you actually READ the code? Did you check for edge cases? Did you wonder why there are seven nested ternary operators? NOPE. You're just vibing through code review like it's a Spotify playlist, trusting the universe and your coworker's questionable variable names. Plot twist: production goes down at 3 AM and suddenly you're the one debugging "temp_final_REAL_v2_copy" while questioning every life choice that led you here.

Content "so how good of a programmer do you think you are?" me: DUNNING- KRUGER EFFECT IMPOSTOR SYNDROME

Content L7 Engineer (not married); L7 Engineer (married)