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The golden rule of IT that absolutely no one teaches in computer science degrees. After spending 14 hours debugging some arcane system just to get it working, you develop a healthy fear of touching anything that functions. Sure, that server's been running on a Pentium II since 2003 and is held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it hasn't crashed in 6 years, so it's officially the most stable part of your infrastructure.

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