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Single Vs In A Relationship

35 minutes ago 8.5K views 0 shares

When you're single, your Linux machine is basically a NASA control center. Every terminal is maxed out with system monitors, process viewers, CPU graphs that look like abstract art, and enough tabs to make Chrome jealous. You're basically cosplaying as a hacker from a 90s movie. But the moment you enter a relationship? Your desktop becomes a zen garden with a single wallpaper of... well, probably something your partner sent you. No terminals, no htop flexing, just pure minimalist vibes. Because suddenly you have better things to do than watching your CPU usage fluctuate between 1% and 4%. The uptime drops from "3 days" to "I actually shut down my computer now." Revolutionary concept, really. Turns out human connection > obsessively monitoring RAM usage. Who knew?

Really Upset About Cent Os

Linux Devops

1 day ago 251.8K views 0 shares

When Red Hat pulled the plug on CentOS and pivoted to CentOS Stream, the entire sysadmin community collectively lost their minds. This protest sign captures that rage perfectly—you literally can't spell "hatred" without "Red Hat." For context: CentOS was the free, community-supported version of Red Hat Enterprise Linux that powered half the internet's servers. Then Red Hat decided to kill it off in favor of CentOS Stream (a rolling release that's more of a beta testing ground for RHEL). Thousands of production servers suddenly needed migration plans, and DevOps teams everywhere added "find CentOS alternative" to their 2021 roadmaps. The wordplay here is chef's kiss—taking your corporate betrayal to the streets with a sign that's both clever and seething with justified anger. Rocky Linux and AlmaLinux thank you for your service, angry sign person.

Torvalds Is Going In Yours Too

Linux Iot Hardware Android Programming

1 day ago 245.5K views 0 shares

Someone tried to dunk on Linux saying it "never succeeded" and got absolutely ratio'd with one of the most devastating comebacks in tech history. Linux runs everything from servers to smartphones to Mars rovers... and apparently the embedded systems in adult toys. The beauty here is that Linux's success is so overwhelming that you can't escape it even in your most private moments. Linus Torvalds really did take over the world, one microcontroller at a time. The person who made that original tweet probably sent it from an Android phone running Linux, connected to servers running Linux, through routers running Linux. The irony is thicker than kernel documentation.

Linux Users Are Cool

Linux Programming

2 days ago 181.5K views 0 shares

You know that one person who somehow manages to mention their Arch installation at literally every social gathering? Yeah, they showed up to a funeral. The priest is asking for final words and someone just had to announce their OS preference to the grieving family. Brother, read the room. Nobody asked, and frankly, the deceased probably used Windows anyway. The Linux evangelism is strong with this one—so strong that basic social awareness took a backseat to flexing their distro choice. Look, we get it. You compile your own kernel. You haven't seen a GUI in three years. Your .bashrc has more lines than most people's codebases. But maybe, just maybe, save it for the tech meetup instead of Grandma's funeral.

Grepn 4 Linux Torvalds

Linux Bash Programming

4 days ago 213.9K views 0 shares

When you're casually searching through the Epstein files like it's just another log directory. The juxtaposition of Bill Gates and Linux Torvalds in the same sentence is already chef's kiss, but adding the Epstein files takes it to a whole different level of cursed. Nothing says "casual Tuesday" like grepping through documents that should probably be handled by federal investigators, not your terminal. The side-eye really sells the "just routine system maintenance" vibe.

Claude Wilding

AI Bash Programming Linux

5 days ago 265.9K views 0 shares

Claude just got asked to execute a command that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard while simultaneously having a stroke. We're talking grep, regex wildcards, piping through awk, redirecting to files, more awk with arrays, then casually sorting and grabbing the last 20 lines with head. This is the kind of one-liner that would make even a seasoned Unix wizard squint at their terminal for a solid minute. And the response? "Yeah go for it dude." No questions asked. No "wait, what does this do?" No safety checks. Just pure blind trust in the AI overlord. This is either peak confidence or peak laziness, and honestly, in our industry, those two are basically the same thing. The real joke is we've all been there—copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers we don't fully understand, running npm packages with 47 dependencies from developers we've never heard of, and now just letting AI execute cursed bash incantations. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃

The Convenience Foodchain

Linux Gamedev Windows

5 days ago 239.2K views 0 shares

Console gamers are living their best life with plug-and-play simplicity. Windows gamers? They've seen some things—driver issues, random crashes, the occasional "why won't this game launch" existential crisis. But Linux gamers? They're out here compiling their own graphics drivers, wrestling with Wine compatibility layers, and Googling obscure forum posts from 2009 just to get a game running at 30fps. The hierarchy of suffering is real: the more control you want over your system, the more your soul gets crushed in the process. Console gamers are innocent children, Windows gamers are battle-scarred veterans, and Linux gamers are basically digital masochists who enjoy pain as a hobby.

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Programming Git Linux

5 days ago 268.0K views 1 shares

Finally achieved that perfect state where everything works exactly as intended. No further modifications allowed. Touch nothing. Breathe carefully. The house has been deployed to production and any changes require a full sprint planning meeting and three layers of approval. Your kids wanting to move a chair? That's a breaking change. Someone leaving shoes by the door? File a pull request. The mental model of treating your living space like a codebase with strict version control is both deeply relatable and mildly concerning. chmod 444 reality.txt

Happy Valentines Day

Bash Programming Linux

8 days ago 306.1K views 1 shares

Ah yes, nothing says "I love you" quite like a bash script that recursively nukes your entire filesystem as root. The romantic setup is perfect: a simple yes/no prompt asking someone to be your valentine. If they say yes, you get a sweet message. If they say no (or literally anything else), the script goes full scorched-earth with rm -rf / --no-preserve-root . That's the nuclear option that deletes EVERYTHING from your system root, and the --no-preserve-root flag explicitly tells the system "yes, I really do want to commit digital suicide." The best part? Modern Linux systems actually require that --no-preserve-root flag specifically because too many people accidentally yeeted their entire OS into the void. It's like a safety on a gun, except this person deliberately removed it for maximum romantic devastation. Talk about commitment issues taken to the extreme. "If I can't have you, nobody can have this operating system." 💀

This Is Peak Flirting

Linux Gamedev

8 days ago 212.4K views 1 shares

Nothing says "I'm marriage material" quite like dropping Proton in casual conversation. While normal people discuss their favorite wines, Linux gamers are out here flexing their compatibility layers like it's a personality trait. Proton is Valve's tool that lets you run Windows games on Linux through Steam, and apparently it's also the perfect icebreaker for those romantic evenings where you need to establish dominance by mentioning your operating system preferences. The real tragedy here is that this probably works better than you'd think in certain circles. Someone out there is absolutely swooning over this line, mentally calculating the compatibility percentage based on desktop environment preferences.

The True Messiah

Programming Bash Linux Backend

11 days ago 251.9K views 0 shares

So apparently we've been worshipping the wrong deity all along. While Christians organized their entire calendar around Jesus's birthday, programmers took one look at Gabriel Jarret playing teenage prodigy Mitch Taylor in the 1985 film "Real Genius" and collectively decided, "Yeah, this random actor's birthdate (January 1st, 1970) shall be the foundation of all computer time." The Unix epoch timestamp starts counting from midnight UTC on January 1, 1970—which happens to be Gabriel Jarret's actual birthdate. It's like the entire computing world accidentally created a religion around a child actor who would later play a genius in a comedy film. The irony is chef's kiss level. Every time you check a timestamp, log an event, or schedule a cron job, you're essentially measuring time from the birth of Mitch Taylor himself. Forget Y2K—we should be preparing for the Year 2038 problem when Gabriel Jarret turns 68 and our 32-bit signed integers overflow. That's when the real apocalypse happens.

Linux Be Like

Linux Security MacOS Apple Microsoft

11 days ago 344.0K views 0 shares

Linux sitting there like the only kid in class who didn't cheat on the exam while everyone else is comparing notes. Microsoft's out here with telemetry baked into every corner of Windows, Google's entire business model is literally "we know what you searched at 2 PM last Thursday," and Apple's playing the privacy card while still knowing your exact location down to the centimeter. Meanwhile, Linux is just genuinely confused why anyone would even want to collect user data in the first place. Open source means open code—can't hide spyware when thousands of neckbeards are reading every line you commit. It's like showing up to a surveillance capitalism party and being the only one who brought actual privacy.

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