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Audio Issues Man, Audio Issues...

7 hours ago 85.1K views 1 shares

The fantasy: "I'll switch to Linux and become a productivity god!" The reality: spending 6 hours troubleshooting why your audio randomly cuts out, why Bluetooth refuses to pair, and why your headphones work in one app but not another. PulseAudio? PipeWire? ALSA? Who knows! You just wanted to listen to Spotify while coding, but now you're knee-deep in Stack Overflow threads from 2014 and editing config files you don't understand. Meanwhile, your Windows-using coworker just... plugged in their headphones and it worked. The pain is real.

I Mean...

Linux MacOS Apple Microsoft Windows

1 day ago 183.8K views 0 shares

The beautiful circle of life where every OS gets to complain about their own special brand of torture. Windows can't stop forcing updates at 3 AM when you're mid-presentation. Apple won't let you install that perfectly good app from 2019 because it's "not optimized" (translation: we want our 30% cut). Android ships with 47 pre-installed apps you'll never use but can't uninstall because they're "essential system components." And Linux? Well, Linux users are just vibing, having achieved enlightenment through pain and sudo commands. The bottom panel really seals the deal—everyone's accepted their fate and learned to smile through the suffering. Peak Stockholm syndrome energy right here.

Do Not Name Your Assembly Files This

Linux Security Bash Programming

1 day ago 130.9K views 0 shares

Someone really went ahead and named their assembly file org.asm and now it's sitting there with executable permissions like a loaded gun. The problem? On Unix systems, if you accidentally type ./org.asm instead of opening it in an editor, you're about to execute random assembly code. It's like naming your pet tiger "Fluffy" – technically you can do it, but it doesn't make it any less dangerous. The real kicker is that org.asm sounds innocent enough, probably short for "organization" or something equally boring. But those -rwxr-xr-x permissions are screaming "I'm executable!" Meanwhile, paste.asm is chilling right below it, probably containing clipboard management code, which is somehow less terrifying than whatever organizational chaos is about to unfold. Pro tip: If your file extension already screams "source code," maybe don't give it a name that makes it sound like a command you'd actually want to run. Save the cryptic three-letter names for your startup.

When You Format The New SSD

Linux Devops Hardware

1 day ago 144.6K views 0 shares

You just unboxed your shiny new 1TB SSD, formatted it with btrfs like a proper Linux enthusiast, and suddenly you're staring at 0.73 TiB of usable space. The guy in the painting? That's you, pointing accusingly at the manufacturer like they personally robbed you of 270 GB. Here's the thing: manufacturers count in decimal (1 TB = 1,000,000,000,000 bytes) while your OS counts in binary (1 TiB = 1,099,511,627,776 bytes). Add in filesystem overhead, and boom—your "1 TB" drive is actually 0.91 TiB before formatting, then drops to 0.73 TiB after. It's technically not a scam, but it sure feels like one when you're trying to install yet another 200GB game. Marketing departments have been pulling this move since floppy disks, and we still fall for it every single time.

Virgin Framework Vs Chad ThinkPad

Hardware Windows Linux

2 days ago 166.1K views 0 shares

The classic virgin vs chad format, but make it about hardware worship. Modern frameworks get roasted for chasing Apple aesthetics with their boring gray colorways and weird dongle-dependent ports, while being so anorexic-thin they can't fit a replaceable battery. Meanwhile, the ThinkPad is out here being the Nokia 3310 of laptops—10+ years old, still kicking, with a replaceable CPU and optical drive bay because why not . The TrackPointer (that iconic red nub) gets the respect it deserves as a "magnificent" input device, while frameworks are crying about not having 14-inch models with sourceable screens. The best part? That ThinkPad can't even run Windows 11 because it lacks TPM 2.0 support, but who cares when you're running Linux like a true gigachad. The "fancy stickers put on by the user" is the cherry on top—because your laptop isn't complete without at least 47 programming language stickers and a "powered by caffeine" decal. Fun fact: ThinkPads were literally tested in space on the ISS. Your MacBook could never.

I Love It

Linux Windows

3 days ago 202.9K views 0 shares

Windows will happily install software from the Reagan administration without batting an eye, maintaining backward compatibility like it's a sacred duty. Meanwhile, Linux is out here with that smug "already installed" energy because half your system came pre-packaged from 1999. The duality of operating systems: one hoards legacy support like a digital museum, the other ships with everything including the kitchen sink. Both approaches are equally chaotic in their own special way, and somehow we've all just accepted this as normal.

The Era Of Linux Gaming

Linux Gamedev Windows

4 days ago 161.2K views 0 shares

The evolution of gaming platforms perfectly captured in three stages of corporate desperation. Nintendo and Xbox started out hostile, screaming at you for daring to emulate their precious titles or even thinking about buying used games (because how dare you not pay full price twice). Then they pivoted to the subscription model grift, begging you to please subscribe because their "exclusives" are totally worth it. Meanwhile, Linux gaming just rolled up like the chad it is and said "do whatever you want, it's your machine." No DRM tantrums, no subscription guilt trips, just pure freedom. Proton and Steam Deck really turned Linux from "yeah but can it run games tho?" into "yeah it runs YOUR games better than your own OS." The irony? The platform that was supposedly "not ready for gaming" ended up being the most pro-gamer of them all.

Legendary Instagram Comments Pull

Linux StackOverflow

5 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer

Linux Networking Security Devops Hardware

5 days ago 144.5K views 0 shares

So you dug that dusty 2009 laptop out of the closet, slapped Linux on it, and suddenly you're running a self-hosted VPN, Pi-hole, and maybe a Nextcloud instance. Your friends think you've gone full tinfoil hat mode, but you're just practicing good OPSEC (operational security) like any reasonable person who's read one too many articles about data brokers. The drill sergeant format is chef's kiss here—because yeah, caring about digital privacy in 2024 shouldn't be some fringe conspiracy theory. It's literally just common sense with extra steps. That old ThinkPad running Debian isn't paranoia; it's called not wanting your smart toaster to know your browsing history. Plus, Linux on old hardware is basically necromancy. That machine was practically e-waste until you gave it a second life as your personal Fort Knox. Windows would've needed 45 minutes just to boot.

Certifications Vs. Real World Experience

Linux Networking Security Devops AWS

6 days ago 275.7K views 0 shares

Certifications Vs. Real World Experience

You can collect certifications like Pokémon cards—CompTIA A+, BSc, CCNA, AWS, Azure, CEH—but the moment you meet someone who just casually uses Linux daily? Game over. They've probably never touched a certification exam in their life, yet they'll outshoot you every single time when it comes to actual problem-solving. There's something deeply humbling about spending thousands on certs only to watch a sysadmin who learned everything from breaking their Arch install fix your production server in 30 seconds. Certifications get you past HR; Linux experience gets you past Tuesday.

What's Going On

Linux Microsoft Windows

6 days ago 253.1K views 0 shares

Linux users living in their peaceful bubble of open-source superiority, only to wake up and discover that Windows is suddenly the internet's punching bag again. It's like being a vegan at a barbecue—you didn't even have to say anything, everyone just started dunking on meat eaters unprompted. Whether it's forced updates, telemetry drama, or yet another "feature" nobody asked for, Windows manages to unite the internet in collective groaning. Meanwhile, Linux users just sit there with their perfectly customized distros, sipping coffee, wondering what fresh hell Microsoft unleashed this time.

Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

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6 days ago 294.5K views 0 shares

Oh look, another developer conference where EVERYONE claims they're totally ready to ditch Windows! The crowd goes absolutely WILD with their hands raised like they just found out Stack Overflow has infinite free answers. But when it comes time to actually make the switch? *crickets* Suddenly everyone's remembering their precious Visual Studio, their company's legacy .NET apps, and that one obscure software that only runs on Windows. The enthusiasm drops faster than a production server at 5 PM on a Friday. It's the tech equivalent of everyone saying they'll definitely start going to the gym next Monday—sure Jan, we've heard that one before.

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