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Grepn 4 Linux Torvalds

9 hours ago 127.9K views 0 shares

When you're casually searching through the Epstein files like it's just another log directory. The juxtaposition of Bill Gates and Linux Torvalds in the same sentence is already chef's kiss, but adding the Epstein files takes it to a whole different level of cursed. Nothing says "casual Tuesday" like grepping through documents that should probably be handled by federal investigators, not your terminal. The side-eye really sells the "just routine system maintenance" vibe.

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AI Bash Programming Linux

19 hours ago 215.4K views 0 shares

Claude just got asked to execute a command that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard while simultaneously having a stroke. We're talking grep, regex wildcards, piping through awk, redirecting to files, more awk with arrays, then casually sorting and grabbing the last 20 lines with head. This is the kind of one-liner that would make even a seasoned Unix wizard squint at their terminal for a solid minute. And the response? "Yeah go for it dude." No questions asked. No "wait, what does this do?" No safety checks. Just pure blind trust in the AI overlord. This is either peak confidence or peak laziness, and honestly, in our industry, those two are basically the same thing. The real joke is we've all been there—copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers we don't fully understand, running npm packages with 47 dependencies from developers we've never heard of, and now just letting AI execute cursed bash incantations. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃

The Convenience Foodchain

Linux Gamedev Windows

21 hours ago 210.0K views 0 shares

Console gamers are living their best life with plug-and-play simplicity. Windows gamers? They've seen some things—driver issues, random crashes, the occasional "why won't this game launch" existential crisis. But Linux gamers? They're out here compiling their own graphics drivers, wrestling with Wine compatibility layers, and Googling obscure forum posts from 2009 just to get a game running at 30fps. The hierarchy of suffering is real: the more control you want over your system, the more your soul gets crushed in the process. Console gamers are innocent children, Windows gamers are battle-scarred veterans, and Linux gamers are basically digital masochists who enjoy pain as a hobby.

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Programming Git Linux

1 day ago 239.1K views 0 shares

Finally achieved that perfect state where everything works exactly as intended. No further modifications allowed. Touch nothing. Breathe carefully. The house has been deployed to production and any changes require a full sprint planning meeting and three layers of approval. Your kids wanting to move a chair? That's a breaking change. Someone leaving shoes by the door? File a pull request. The mental model of treating your living space like a codebase with strict version control is both deeply relatable and mildly concerning. chmod 444 reality.txt

Happy Valentines Day

Bash Programming Linux

3 days ago 285.1K views 1 shares

Ah yes, nothing says "I love you" quite like a bash script that recursively nukes your entire filesystem as root. The romantic setup is perfect: a simple yes/no prompt asking someone to be your valentine. If they say yes, you get a sweet message. If they say no (or literally anything else), the script goes full scorched-earth with rm -rf / --no-preserve-root . That's the nuclear option that deletes EVERYTHING from your system root, and the --no-preserve-root flag explicitly tells the system "yes, I really do want to commit digital suicide." The best part? Modern Linux systems actually require that --no-preserve-root flag specifically because too many people accidentally yeeted their entire OS into the void. It's like a safety on a gun, except this person deliberately removed it for maximum romantic devastation. Talk about commitment issues taken to the extreme. "If I can't have you, nobody can have this operating system." 💀

This Is Peak Flirting

Linux Gamedev

4 days ago 198.5K views 1 shares

Nothing says "I'm marriage material" quite like dropping Proton in casual conversation. While normal people discuss their favorite wines, Linux gamers are out here flexing their compatibility layers like it's a personality trait. Proton is Valve's tool that lets you run Windows games on Linux through Steam, and apparently it's also the perfect icebreaker for those romantic evenings where you need to establish dominance by mentioning your operating system preferences. The real tragedy here is that this probably works better than you'd think in certain circles. Someone out there is absolutely swooning over this line, mentally calculating the compatibility percentage based on desktop environment preferences.

The True Messiah

Programming Bash Linux Backend

7 days ago 240.0K views 0 shares

So apparently we've been worshipping the wrong deity all along. While Christians organized their entire calendar around Jesus's birthday, programmers took one look at Gabriel Jarret playing teenage prodigy Mitch Taylor in the 1985 film "Real Genius" and collectively decided, "Yeah, this random actor's birthdate (January 1st, 1970) shall be the foundation of all computer time." The Unix epoch timestamp starts counting from midnight UTC on January 1, 1970—which happens to be Gabriel Jarret's actual birthdate. It's like the entire computing world accidentally created a religion around a child actor who would later play a genius in a comedy film. The irony is chef's kiss level. Every time you check a timestamp, log an event, or schedule a cron job, you're essentially measuring time from the birth of Mitch Taylor himself. Forget Y2K—we should be preparing for the Year 2038 problem when Gabriel Jarret turns 68 and our 32-bit signed integers overflow. That's when the real apocalypse happens.

Linux Be Like

Linux Security MacOS Apple Microsoft

7 days ago 314.9K views 0 shares

Linux sitting there like the only kid in class who didn't cheat on the exam while everyone else is comparing notes. Microsoft's out here with telemetry baked into every corner of Windows, Google's entire business model is literally "we know what you searched at 2 PM last Thursday," and Apple's playing the privacy card while still knowing your exact location down to the centimeter. Meanwhile, Linux is just genuinely confused why anyone would even want to collect user data in the first place. Open source means open code—can't hide spyware when thousands of neckbeards are reading every line you commit. It's like showing up to a surveillance capitalism party and being the only one who brought actual privacy.

Don't You Dare Touch It!

Linux Devops Bash Programming

10 days ago 214.5K views 1 shares

You spent three weeks getting that Linux setup just right . Every config file tweaked to perfection, every package dependency resolved, the display manager finally working after that kernel update fiasco. It's a delicate ecosystem held together by bash scripts and pure willpower. Then your buddy walks in like "Hey, let me just install this one thing..." and you're immediately in full defensive mode. One wrong sudo apt install and you'll be spending your entire weekend reinstalling drivers and figuring out why X11 suddenly hates you. Touch my .bashrc ? That's a paddlin'. Mess with my carefully curated window manager config? Believe it or not, also a paddlin'. Linux users become surprisingly territorial once they've achieved that mythical "it just works" state. Because we all know it's only one chmod 777 away from chaos.

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

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12 days ago 246.1K views 0 shares

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

Every. Single. Year. Since the early 2000s, Linux enthusiasts have been screaming from the rooftops that THIS is the year Linux will finally dominate the desktop market and dethrone Windows. Spoiler alert: it's been over two decades of the same prophecy, and Windows is still sitting pretty on like 75% of desktops while Linux hovers around 3%. But do Linux fanboys give up? ABSOLUTELY NOT. They'll read that book of broken promises, get FURIOUS at the audacity of reality, and immediately declare that 2026 (or 2027, or 2028...) will DEFINITELY be the chosen year. The denial is so strong you could power a server farm with it. Meanwhile, Linux continues to quietly dominate servers, supercomputers, and Android devices, but nope—desktop supremacy or bust!

House Stable Version

Linux Security Devops Bash Programming

12 days ago 260.8K views 1 shares

Setting the house to read-only mode after cleaning is the most relatable version control strategy I've seen. Just like that production server you're too scared to touch, the house has reached its stable state and any modifications are strictly forbidden. The reply takes it to another level: someone ran chmod 600 on the toilet. For the uninitiated, that's Linux file permissions that make something readable and writable only by the owner—except now it's a toilet that won't flush because guest users lack delete permissions. Classic case of overly restrictive access control causing a production incident. Should've used a staging environment before deploying to the main bathroom.

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