Parental Control On Linux

What happens when Richard Stallman designs transportation? You get this monstrosity - a vehicle so free it's practically anarchist. The license plate says it all: pure, unfiltered hatred for proprietary drivers. This is peak FOSS evangelism on wheels. The solar panels aren't just for energy - they're a political statement. And of course Windows are bloat - they probably add at least 2GB to the car's weight. The stuffed GNU mascot instead of a rearview mirror is just *chef's kiss* - safety regulations are just another form of proprietary control anyway.

Content UNIK PROGRAM WRITTEN 30 YR AGO IS PACKAGE WRITTEN 30 MONTHS AGO

Content Therapist: git merge isn't real it can't hurt you git merge (X) 3907 of 4031 Errors 259 of 273 Warnings G 0 of 72 Messages

Nothing says "I'm definitely a hacker" like opening a terminal with its black background and colorful text in public. I've stopped using terminals at coffee shops because I'm tired of explaining that I'm just checking why my API is returning 500 errors, not launching nukes at North Korea. The best part is when you type ls -la and someone gasps like you just bypassed the Pentagon's firewall. Ten years of software architecture experience and my family still thinks I can fix their Facebook account because "you know computers."

Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal battle of admin privileges in all its dramatic glory! 💅 On the left, we have our innocent little "Run as Administrator" - clicking through pop-up warnings, hoping things work, basically the administrative equivalent of using a plastic spoon to dig a tunnel. Cute, but let's be real... ineffective. And then there's SUDO - the dark, mysterious command-line OVERLORD that makes Linux users feel like they're wearing a trench coat and smoking cigarettes while hacking the Pentagon. One simple command and BOOM - you're basically a digital god with the power to obliterate your entire system with a typo. No wonder she's not worried about you and your right-clicks! 💔

Content Software Developers talking about their code be like: Half stole from Github Half stole from stackoverflow Perfectly balanced... ...As all things should be