Vibe Shell Scripting

The eternal divide between command-line warriors and GUI peasants. Using terminal commands to connect to WiFi isn't hacking—it's just refusing to click pretty buttons like a normal person. Your friend's jaw drops because you typed nmcli device wifi connect "NetworkName" password "password" instead of clicking the WiFi icon. Congratulations on being "technical" for doing something completely ordinary in the most complicated way possible. The superiority complex is strong with this one.

The fortune cookie gods have spoken, and they're running Debian! Instead of cryptic wisdom about your future, this cookie's giving you terminal commands. Nothing says "your destiny is in your own hands" quite like a sudo apt-get install command. At least it's not telling you to recompile your kernel or switch to Arch. That would be a truly unfortunate fortune.

The eternal text editor war claims another victim! Nano is often the gateway drug for command-line editing—deceptively simple with those helpful shortcuts at the bottom. But then comes Vim, with its modal editing paradigm that warps your brain faster than a quantum compiler. The sheer terror in that final panel perfectly captures the moment you realize you've typed vim and now have absolutely no idea how to exit. Not even Thanos with the infinity gauntlet can escape the clutches of Vim without frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 42nd time.

Terminal users rejecting the simple ls command in favor of the more verbose $~ Show me the contents of the folder is peak AI prompt era nonsense. Next thing you know they'll be typing "Please, kind terminal, would you be so gracious as to display all hidden files" instead of ls -la . The efficiency is just... gone.

OH MY GODDD! Microsoft's obsession with verbosity is the GREATEST TRAGEDY of our time! 😱 Why use simple, elegant commands like 'wget' when you can TORTURE your fingers typing 'Invoke-WebRequest'?! PowerShell developers sitting in their evil lair like "MUAHAHA, let's make them type SEVENTEEN EXTRA CHARACTERS!" The dark side Kermit perfectly represents that Microsoft executive who wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE against our wrists and sanity. Brevity? Never heard of her!

Ah, the classic "custom sudo password prompts" phase that every Linux user goes through during their chaotic neutral era. This developer replaced their boring password prompt with Monty Python insults, because nothing says "I'm a serious professional" like having your terminal scream "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" when you're just trying to scan a network. Fast forward six months, and now they're staring at their own code wondering if they were possessed or just severely sleep-deprived. The real security feature here is that not even the creator remembers what medieval French taunts they used as the actual password.