Where's My Job?

Lockdown rules: "Don't travel, don't socialize, stay inside." Regular humans: *suffering in agony* Programmers: *laughing maniacally* "You mean I've been training for this my entire career?" Let's be honest—social distancing is just the government officially endorsing our preferred lifestyle. Finally, a pandemic that validates our choice to stay up until 4 AM coding instead of going to parties! The only difference is now we have an excuse our relatives actually accept.

Someone asked for help printing numbers 1-25 in a clockwise expanding spiral pattern. The "solution" is just five hardcoded print statements with the numbers manually typed out in rows. No loops, no algorithms, no spiral logic—just raw, unfiltered copy-paste energy. The sender confidently declares "It's working" like they just solved P=NP. Technically correct? Sure. The numbers are there. They're in some kind of pattern. Mission accomplished, right? This is the programming equivalent of being asked to build a car and showing up with a skateboard taped to a lawnmower. The person who asked for help said "thanks" which means they either didn't actually look at the code, or they've completely given up on life. Both are valid responses in this industry.

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