Where's My Job?

Content DEAR GOD, WHY IS THERE SUFFERING? THERE ISN'T. I SENT BUDDHISM, PLATONISM, CONFUCIANISM. ALL GOOD GUIDES TO THIS OS. THEY'RE REALLY HARD TO FOLLOW. FRICKIN USERS! THE UI IS FINE, YOU'RE JUST STUPID The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer.

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Content megapope self driving cars aren't even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff ronpaulhdwallpapers if(goingToHitStuff) dont();

Content teacher: there's no job where you can google all the stuff you need, don't use google. programmers:

Content ATRADE OFFER! i receive: enough to buy two PS5s you receive: 30 lines of code and a powerpoint slide

The eternal programmer's paradox! Someone gives you sage advice about valuing your skills, and your brain immediately goes: "But what about my undocumented spaghetti code that I wrote at 3 AM while chugging energy drinks? Surely that masterpiece is worth exactly $5." The cognitive dissonance of knowing we should charge properly for our expertise while simultaneously feeling like imposters selling digital duct tape solutions is the most relatable programmer experience ever. We're all out here building the digital future with code we're secretly embarrassed about!