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The Art Of Comment Chaos

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The Art Of Comment Chaos

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When given the choice between proper multi-line comments /* */ and just spamming single-line comments // // // //, developers consistently choose chaos. It's not laziness—it's a lifestyle choice. The satisfaction of hammering that forward slash twice is just too powerful to resist. Plus, who needs structure when you can create a beautiful staircase of comment slashes that perfectly represents your declining code quality?

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