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So this is how data structures reproduce in the wild. A mystruct gets embedded inside a pregnantstruct , complete with a bool yeah; confirmation. Congratulations, it's a nested object! The compiler will be sending cigars. Just wait until it inherits all those methods—they grow up so fast.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of recruiters! 😱 They show you this PRISTINE yellow building during the interview like "Oh yes, our codebase is TOTALLY organized and well-maintained!" Then you show up on day one and BAM! 💥 Half the walls are LITERALLY CRUMBLING, windows hanging by a thread, and some poor soul is outside with heavy machinery trying to keep the whole disaster from collapsing! "Needs a little refactoring" is corporate-speak for "this horrifying spaghetti code hasn't been touched since 2003 and the original developer left to become a goat farmer in the Alps." Honey, that's not a project—that's an archaeological excavation waiting for carbon dating! 💀

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The bravest programmer suddenly turns into a quivering mess when confronted with an open air computer case. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a dev quite like those dust-collecting, static-electricity-attracting, cat-hair-magnetizing monstrosities. One accidental sneeze and your $2000 rig becomes an expensive paperweight. The only people who voluntarily use open air cases are the same people who test in production and don't use semicolons in JavaScript.

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