I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

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Content Did you know. CODING SANS In order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie "loker' Joaquin Phoenix had to maintain a legacy PHP monolith for a month

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A classic case of acronym confusion with geopolitical flavor. On the left, we have actual PHP code (not C++) with error checking and config loading. On the right, we have "CPP" (C Plus Plus) at the top and "CCP" (Chinese Communist Party) at the bottom. The joke is that they sound similar but are drastically different entities - one builds software, the other builds... well, a different kind of system. Developers who confuse these two should expect runtime errors of the political variety.