I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

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This meme is the perfect cheat sheet for how different programming languages solve problems—and boy, is it accurate! C keeps it simple with a direct approach. Python, being Python, just imports a solver because why reinvent the wheel? Linux users chain together commands like they're assembling IKEA furniture with a Swiss Army knife. Then there's PHP—stuck at "Problem" with no solution in sight. Classic PHP. C++ takes the cake though—creating a new problem with each solution. And C#? Three pricing tiers for essentially the same solution because Microsoft gonna Microsoft. Rust is so obsessed with safety it needs to remind you the solution is rust-approved. And JavaScript? That escalated quickly—one problem fractures into an exponential nightmare of dependency hell. Choose your fighter wisely, folks. Your sanity depends on it.