I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

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Content LEARN PROGRAMMING FROM RPROGRAMMERHUMOR JOKES PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND RPROGRAMMERHUMOR JOKES AND LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AT WORDS LIKE "PHP" EVENTHOUGH YOU ARE ILLITERATE, CAN'T EVEN READ AND IUST RECOGNIZE THE GIYPHS

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The programming language family portrait is absolute gold! C is clearly the dignified patriarch, while his rebellious son JavaScript is going through that punk phase we all pretend never happened. Meanwhile, C# is the well-behaved child who still gets good grades despite being raised by Microsoft. Java sits there looking completely normal and mainstream (just like its enterprise usage), while PHP awkwardly exists as the kid nobody talks about at family reunions. Objective-C is that cousin who's slowly being forgotten since Swift came along, and Lisp is just happy to be included despite being ancient. The best part? They're all dysfunctional yet somehow related—just like actual programming language inheritance!

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