I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

PHP is the cockroach of programming languages. For years, developers have predicted its demise, written obituaries, and planned migrations away from it... yet somehow it powers ~77% of all websites. Modern frameworks like Laravel and the constant evolution of PHP 8+ have given it surprising resilience. Meanwhile, the tech community keeps asking the same question to PHP that Sonic is answering here: "I have no idea" how I'm still alive, but here I am, running your favorite websites. The language simply refuses to die despite being the internet's favorite punching bag.

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

Ah, the classic job application form designed by someone who clearly never met a developer in their life. Asking "How many years of experience do you have in PHP?" and offering only "Yes" or "No" as options is peak recruiter intelligence. It's like asking "How tall are you?" and the only answers are "Pizza" or "Tuesday." The form creator probably thinks PHP is some kind of exotic pet or a new cryptocurrency. The "My favourite numbers" title at the bottom just completes the absurdity. Clearly, the correct answer is "No" because any self-respecting developer's years of PHP experience should be measured in sighs and existential crises, not integers.

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The slow, inevitable death of PHP at the hands of Python frameworks is basically a tech horror story at this point. First Python just hangs around, then it starts nibbling at PHP's market share, then it's consuming half the elephant, and finally—BOOM—Python-Django has completely devoured the poor beast and evolved into its final form. The circle of life in web development. Pour one out for PHP, which will somehow still be running on 79% of the internet in 2035.

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