I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

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I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

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Developer: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!"

*Discovers Laravel framework*

*Aggressively chomps Laravel*

*Suddenly sees dollar signs floating around*

It's the classic developer journey from "PHP is trash" to "actually I can make money with this" pipeline. The framework makes the language palatable enough to swallow your pride along with it. The bird isn't evolving its opinions—just its billing rate.

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