I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

Content iM The DUMBEST MAN ALIVE I make fun of people who use programming languages I don't like YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER

Content Have you worked with PHP using LARAVEL on a project that was active in production? O NO O Yes Which Harry Potter Hogwarts House do you think you'd be sorted into by the Sorting Hat? Gryffindor O Hufflepuff ( Ravenclaw O slytherin

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Content Language Python Scratch C C Java C Kotlin JavaScript HTML PHP Julia Lua Rust Go Ruby CSS Assembly Swift Terminal ProdrammerHumor.io POV beginner Actually Works "Kids programming language" no hate tho mother of all languages C but better? everything is a class Java but MS edition? Java but better Python but all of the good stuff is replaced with annoying stuff. Not the console Something like JS and HTML?? Python but faster used for custom scripts in games and stuff C but more modern Never head of it something about web development a combination of JSON and wired names to make something look fancy I was told never to even look at it Kotlin but on mac After many attempts, I still have no clue what on earth is going on there.

Content You like PHP because you see a lot of in it. I like PHP because I see a lot of in it. We are not the same.

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