I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)

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Oh honey, they really thought they did something here. "Trespassers will be forced to debug PHP code" – yeah, because nothing says "effective deterrent" like threatening people with the digital equivalent of medieval torture. Plot twist: every developer who sees this sign is immediately breaking in just to prove they can survive the chaos. It's like telling a masochist "don't touch that, it hurts" – you're basically BEGGING them to do it. The sign might as well read "Free punishment for people who hate themselves!" because debugging PHP is the kind of pain that makes you question your entire existence and career choices. 10/10 would trespass again just for the thrill.

Joe just committed the cardinal sin of programming discussions—questioning naming conventions that make absolutely no sense. Despite JavaScript having nothing to do with Java, nobody bats an eye, but suggest "PythonScript" and suddenly you're being vaporized by government agencies. The programming world runs on arbitrary traditions that we all silently agree never to question. One day you're wondering why CSS isn't called "HTMLStyle," the next you're being monitored by men in black suits because you've seen too much.

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