I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)

When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!

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In this parallel universe, everything's just slightly... off. VScode has gone green, React's lost its atom, Rust is having an identity crisis with those dollar signs, PHP actually looks cool, GitHub's fox is on fire, Ubuntu's gone minimal, JavaScript is... well, still JavaScript (some constants across all universes), and that blue creature is what happens when you let Go's mascot hang out with npm for too long. It's like someone described our tech stack to an AI from 2010 and said "just wing it." The multiverse of tech madness where your pull requests would probably create black holes.

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Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2