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I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)

laravel web development Developer life Developer hypocrisy Frameworks Making money Tech complaints

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1 year ago 436,492 views 0 shares

I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)

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Developers: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!"

Also developers: *aggressively consumes Laravel, a PHP framework*

Five minutes later: *quietly making money with the very thing they claimed to despise*

The circle of developer life: loudly hating technologies while secretly using them to pay the bills. The dollar signs don't lie.

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