Language Wars: The Polyglot Awakens

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Language Wars: The Polyglot Awakens

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The endless language wars, distilled into a perfect four-panel takedown. First three panels show devs smugly defending their chosen tribe - Python zealots with their "readability", C++ purists flexing their memory management muscles, and Java devs strutting around with their enterprise credentials. Then the fourth panel drops the bomb: the polyglot dev who's mastered multiple languages looking at everyone like they're fighting over which crayon tastes best. After 15 years in the trenches, I've learned the hard truth - the best language is whatever solves the problem without making you want to throw your laptop out the window. Everything else is just programmer peacocking.

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