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This Can't Be Coincidence

Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp

8 days ago 150.5K views 0 shares

This Can't Be Coincidence

Nothing says "enterprise reliability" like watching your cloud provider become a smoking crater while Google Cloud sits in the corner pretending not to notice. The Terminator-style AWS and Azure outages have become so regular you can practically set your calendar by them. Meanwhile, GCP is just hiding behind the door, knowing full well they're next on the skynet hit list but enjoying that brief moment of superiority. Five-nines uptime? More like five-nines of anxiety waiting for the status page to turn red again.

DNS: The Grim Reaper Of Cloud Services

Networking Devops AWS Azure Gcp

10 days ago 202.5K views 1 shares

DNS: The Grim Reaper Of Cloud Services

Death (DNS) is knocking on GCP's door after already claiming AWS and Azure as victims. When your cloud provider's DNS goes down, everything goes down with it. Three major outages in recent memory, and engineers everywhere are just waiting for the GCP massacre to complete the unholy trinity. Nothing like watching your entire infrastructure implode because someone fat-fingered a DNS config change that propagated globally in seconds. Hope you've got a good incident response template ready!

Choose Your Cloud Nightmare

Devops AWS Azure Gcp Programming

2 months ago 450.8K views 0 shares

Choose Your Cloud Nightmare

Ah, the classic cloud provider panic attack. Three identical red buttons labeled "Azure DevOps," "AWS DevOps," and "GCP DevOps" with a sweating person having an existential crisis below. It's like being asked which kidney you'd prefer to donate. The truth? Your resume needs all three, your sanity can handle none, and your company will probably switch platforms right after you become certified in one. The real punchline is that six months after mastering your chosen platform, management will announce they're "pivoting to a multi-cloud strategy" anyway. Just close your eyes and press one—the anxiety is the only constant.

Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)

Cloud Devops Gcp Programming Backend

4 months ago 320.9K views 0 shares

Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)

Ah, the classic "No major incidents" status page showing complete service outages across the board. That special moment when your cloud provider's dashboard says everything is fine while your production environment is literally on fire. The date is from the future (2025) which means we have exciting new catastrophic failures to look forward to! Nothing builds character like explaining to your CEO why the app is down while the status page cheerfully reports all systems normal. It's just a little apocalypse, nothing to worry about!

Is European Software Eng

Cloud Networking Security Devops AWS

8 months ago 400.5K views 0 shares

Is European Software Eng

European software engineers telling American cloud providers to take a hike after GDPR and Schrems II. Nothing says "I don't want to play with you anymore" quite like data sovereignty laws making AWS, GCP, and Azure non-compliant overnight. European devs just sitting there with their locally-hosted solutions, sipping tea while American cloud giants scramble to build EU data centers that still technically don't solve the legal problem.

The Current Job Market

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8 months ago 972.9K views 0 shares

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Cloud Providers

Cloud AWS Azure

11 months ago 244.7K views 0 shares

cloudProviders | aws-memes, azure-memes, gcp-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, udp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content CHOOSING CLOUD PROVIDER N000 YOU HAVE TO USE (AWSAZUREGCP) 34 THEYATI LOOK GREAT 34 MATE EACH CLOUD PROVIDER FOR DIFFERENT REASONS 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 imatlip.com 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

After Python Rust And Cistarted Learning Cpp And This Is My Personal Opinion Now

Python Backend Cloud

1 year ago 97.6K views 0 shares

afterPythonRustAndCIStartedLearningCppAndThisIsMyPersonalOpinionNow | python-memes, gcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content This che sparks joy This one does not spark joy

Learning Cpp Is Like

Cloud

1 year ago 76.9K views 0 shares

learningCppIsLike | gcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content foo.bar Why? foosabar() Why? fooosbar( Why? Oh, that's why.

Saving Cpucycles

Frontend Backend Cloud

1 year ago 80.5K views 0 shares

savingCPUCycles | web-memes, server-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, gcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Elon Musk X elonmusk Subscribe I personally wrote the first national maps, directions, yellow pages white pages on the Internet in the summer of 1995 in C with a little C. Didn't use a "web server" to save CPU cycles (just read port 8080 directly).

AWS, Azure, GCP....

Cloud AWS Azure

1 year ago 158.3K views 0 shares

AWS, Azure, GCP.... | aws-memes, azure-memes, gcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content LET'S SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE CLOUD PLATFORMS OVERPRICED VPS IKNEWIT!

GCP didn't even exist 12 years ago.

Linux Cloud

2 years ago 102.2K views 0 shares

GCP didn't even exist 12 years ago. | google-memes, date-memes, cli-memes, gcp-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content TODAY Amit 14. 1:22 PM Remote - "GCP Lead Architect" - Opportunity Glad to meet you online. We are currently hiring for a "GCP Lead Architect" for our client This role is fully remote Job Summary: A candidate should have 12-15 years of experience in Google Cloud, Must have:

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