Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)

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5 months ago 338,181 views 0 shares

Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)

cloud-memes, outage-memes, status-page-memes, gcp-memes, devops-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "No major incidents" status page showing complete service outages across the board. That special moment when your cloud provider's dashboard says everything is fine while your production environment is literally on fire. The date is from the future (2025) which means we have exciting new catastrophic failures to look forward to! Nothing builds character like explaining to your CEO why the app is down while the status page cheerfully reports all systems normal. It's just a little apocalypse, nothing to worry about!

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