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Content 13:28 D rShowerthoughts uWA2099 3h One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being clever enough to know that there's a better way to do something but not being clever enough to figure out how to do it 4 6.6k J 112 1, Share Award BEST COMMENTS procrastinationbasin 3h Betorrin 2h That sounds a lot like software development Reply 4 326 J ziadhorat 53m DevOps in a nutshell 4 Vote I NamerNotLiteral 15m Any kind of programming, really. Applies to algorithms in general. 4 Vote J TF997 7m If it's algorithms, the answer is always bogo sort there's always a chance it will be right first time. Vote GRAINDIV20 1m A linimon of culture Add a comment ProarammerHumor.io

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The year is 2035. Your GitHub page now takes 15 minutes to load because it's scanning your code with 47 different AI tools, showing ads for Microsoft products, and suggesting you upgrade to Copilot Premium Plus Pro Max. Meanwhile, your diff is still "loading in 2 seconds" like it has been for the past decade. Progress! The real kicker? You'll still need to explain to the AI assistant why your perfectly valid code isn't actually a security vulnerability for the 500th time this week. But hey, at least now it can suggest you build a Pong game while you wait!

Windows setup: "Almost done! Just need to finish configuring your system..." Me: *breathes in relief* OneDrive: *emerges with knife* "Did someone say they wanted their precious C:\ drive contents automatically synced to the cloud whether they like it or not?" The eternal struggle between wanting to just use your computer as a computer versus Microsoft's desperate need to assimilate your files into their cloud borg collective. The knife is just there to remind you that resistance is futile.