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Is European Software Eng

Compliance Gdpr Data privacy Europe Data sovereignty Toy story

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1 year ago 710,447 views 0 shares

Is European Software Eng

cloud-memes, gdpr-memes, data-privacy-memes, aws-memes, azure-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

European software engineers telling American cloud providers to take a hike after GDPR and Schrems II. Nothing says "I don't want to play with you anymore" quite like data sovereignty laws making AWS, GCP, and Azure non-compliant overnight. European devs just sitting there with their locally-hosted solutions, sipping tea while American cloud giants scramble to build EU data centers that still technically don't solve the legal problem.

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