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Content I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING OUR APP TO THE CLOUD DIDN'T AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS. Dilbert.com ScottAdam ProgrammerHumor. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME RE- ARCHITECT THE JUST PUT IT APP TO BE IN CLOUD-NATIVE. CONTAINERS. YOU CAN'T SOLVE A PROBLEM JUST BY SAYING TECHY THINGS. KUBERNETES. 11-08-17 2017 Scott Adams, Inc.Dist

Nothing destroys your financial stability quite like AWS charging you by the millisecond for that cursor blinking on your EC2 instance. One minute you're debugging, the next you're selling your kidney on the black market because you forgot to terminate that "unlimited" resource. The cloud doesn't rain money—it vacuums it directly from your bank account. Next time just stick to Notepad++ like a reasonable poverty-avoiding human.

Remember when developers just... wrote code? Wild concept, I know. The tweet sarcastically points out how Zuckerberg built Facebook in 2005 without today's trendy tech stack buzzwords that junior devs think are mandatory for any project with more than 3 users. Back then, it was PHP, MySQL, and sheer determination—not Kubernetes clusters managing serverless functions with real-time edge replication while mining Bitcoin on the side. Next time your startup "needs" a microservice architecture to handle 12 users, remember: Facebook served millions with technology that would make modern architects clutch their mechanical keyboards in horror.

Microservices architects watching their monolith burn while explaining message queues is peak chaotic energy. Just like the Joker, they don't care about your synchronous API calls—they just want to watch the system decouple in glorious asynchronous flames. The real punchline? When everything crashes because someone forgot to set up a dead letter queue. Some developers just want to watch the world burn... one RabbitMQ message at a time.

Content So how are you doing with deploying the containers Oh, yeah, that's not a common error.. What's the problem? Have you seen this error before? Not well there's an error don't understand Yes, of course! But I'll let you spend a few minutes working it out... ... it's the journey that counts, not the destination A few minutes later San are you That's our job. Look, you're missing a parameter here. Just add it, and it'll work! Oh yeah! How did I miss that?! How is it that you seem to know everything? CommitStrip.com

Content Developers fixing things already broken "I want a Multi-cloud-native AgileLLM (tm) as a service hosted in scalable hyperautomated edge containers" CEO imaflip.com