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When your entire tech stack is held together by duct tape and prayer, but you're somehow still planning an IPO. The classic startup delusion: "We don't need proper error handling or unit tests—we've got AI and vibes!" Meanwhile, the codebase is one semicolon away from becoming sentient and filing for bankruptcy on its own. The progression from "your bloody compiler and fancy documentation" to "tokens and hope" is the entire crypto/AI startup journey in four panels. You start with actual engineering principles, then slowly descend into buzzword bingo and Hail Mary passes. By the time you're threatening people with your inevitable IPO, you're basically running on fumes and Medium articles. Fun fact: Most startups that skip the "boring" parts like documentation and proper tooling end up spending 10x more time firefighting production issues than they saved by moving fast and breaking things. But hey, at least the pitch deck looks good.

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