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Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.

Content BUT YOU NEVER LEARNED TO WRITE SOFTWARE. NO, I JUST LEARNED HOW TO GLUE TOGETHER STUFF THAT I DONT UNDERSTAND. I. ... K, FAIR. ProarammerHumor.io

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit The best thing about being a dev: you can work from anywhere anvtime. The worst thing about being a dev: you can work from anywhere anytime.

Ah, the eternal developer paradox! The junior dev is having an existential crisis about remembering what their code actually does, while the battle-hardened senior dev drops the ultimate truth bomb: you don't . This is why we have comments, people! Though let's be honest, even with meticulous documentation, we all eventually stare at our code from 3 months ago like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. The title "Not Even With The Documentation" just twists the knife deeper - because even when you DO document, future-you will still have absolutely no idea what past-you was thinking. The true mark of seniority isn't remembering everything - it's embracing the chaos and accepting that code amnesia is just part of the job description!

Content HAVE YOU DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HEARD ABOUT RUST? CAN WRITE SAFE CODE WITH ITP WITHOUT MEMORY LEAKS AND WITH HIGH PERFOMANCE? l

Content inexperienced in programming language doesn' use language feature like it should be used damn programming language