Are You Bob By Any Chance?

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal curse of the programmer's brain! 🧠💻

One minute you're just innocent Bob coding at night, then BOOM—a brilliant idea strikes! And that's it. Your brain is now a hostage to this feature that ABSOLUTELY MUST be implemented RIGHT THIS SECOND. Sleep? What's that? Some deprecated function?

Your pillow becomes your sworn enemy as you stare at the ceiling, mentally refactoring code that doesn't even exist yet. The clock? Just a cruel reminder that you'll be a zombie tomorrow. But who cares? THE FEATURE MUST LIVE!

We're all Bob. We're all doomed. Send coffee. ☕