The Reluctant Tech Support Hero

Tech support It problems Printers Family tech guy Office problems Programmer stereotypes Technical skills

Programming Debugging Hardware

5 months ago 163,948 views 0 shares

The Reluctant Tech Support Hero

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The eternal paradox of being a programmer: telling people you can't fix their printer, then fixing it anyway because of course you can. It's like saying you're not a doctor while performing open-heart surgery with a Swiss Army knife. The truth is, we've all mastered the arcane ritual of turning it off and on again—a skill mysteriously absent from 90% of the human population. Printers specifically exist in a quantum state of both working and not working until observed by someone with technical knowledge, at which point they suddenly behave perfectly.

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