Today I Am An Engineer

Ah yes, the Schrödinger's printer. Currently exists in a superposition of "working perfectly" and "about to print a benchy that looks like it was chewed by a rabid squirrel." Internet horror stories have conditioned us to believe that one wrong glance at a 3D printer will summon the spaghetti gods. The reflective surface is just waiting to show you your own disappointed face when you realize you forgot to level the bed... again.

Learning C++ in just 6 hours? Obi-Wan's face says it all. The archives must be missing the other 994 hours needed to actually understand pointers, memory management, and why your code segfaults at 2AM for no apparent reason. YouTube tutorials promising "FULL COURSE" mastery of C++ in a few hours is the path to the dark side of programming—frustration, rage, and eventually throwing your laptop out the window. No wonder Anakin went full Sith Lord.

The eternal standoff between developers and image formats. You tell the client "It's a PNG with transparency!" but the browser renders it with a white background anyway because you actually saved it as a JPG. The client's trust is gone forever, just like those transparent pixels you promised. Next time, maybe check the file extension before making promises your image format can't keep.

THE AUDACITY! You ask a SIMPLE yes/no question and these monsters hit you with a dissertation! Boolean questions should return true or false, not the entire works of Shakespeare! Every developer has faced that moment of existential crisis when expecting a 1 or 0 and getting back someone's life story instead. It's like ordering a coffee and receiving an ocean - THANKS FOR DROWNING ME IN UNNECESSARY DATA! 💀

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

A biblical buffer overflow if I've ever seen one. The original sin wasn't disobedience—it was poor memory management. One bite of that forbidden apple and boom: kernel panic in the Garden of Eden. Should've checked for input validation before taking that first byte. Now we're all stuck debugging humanity's original stack corruption for eternity. Talk about technical debt!