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You Are Hired
Javascript Typescript Programming
5 days ago 53.8K views 0 shares
You Are Hired
Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️ The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together! And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!

With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario
Programming Webdev
23 days ago 60.1K views 0 shares
With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario
The ultimate programmer's paradox! When you're grinding away at your desk, all you can think about is escaping to the beach. But the second you're actually relaxing at the beach, your brain betrays you with thoughts of coding and that project you left behind. It's like your IDE has separation anxiety and your brain has Stockholm syndrome. The classic "grass is always greener where the syntax highlighting isn't." Remote work just made this mental torture more geographically diverse!

Do It The Programmer Way
Programming Devops Bash Python
26 days ago 69.3K views 0 shares
Do It The Programmer Way
The programmer's paradox in all its glory! This is the hill we die on - spending 5 hours writing a script to automate a 5-minute task, then celebrating like we've discovered time travel. The best part? We'll probably never need to do that task again, making our automation masterpiece completely useless. But hey, it's not about efficiency—it's about the principle of never doing manually what could be catastrophically over-engineered instead. This is the way.