I Will Refactor It Later Trust Me

Code review Refactoring Technical debt Designers vs programmers Feedback Spaghetti code Workplace culture Developer mindset Software engineering

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3 months ago 166,464 views 0 shares

I Will Refactor It Later Trust Me

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The duality of feedback reception in tech is just *chef's kiss*. Designers will have an existential meltdown if you criticize their perfect shade of #F5F5F5, while programmers casually acknowledge their spaghetti code with a stoic "lol ikr" because deep down they've already accepted that future-them will deal with that nightmare. The "I'll refactor it later" promise is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday" – a beautiful lie we tell ourselves while continuing to nest if-statements 17 levels deep.

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