I Will Refactor It Later Trust Me

Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Spaghetti code Code review Developer mindset Feedback Workplace culture Designers vs programmers

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1 month ago 143,412 views 0 shares

I Will Refactor It Later Trust Me

code-review-memes, refactoring-memes, technical-debt-memes, designers-vs-programmers-memes, feedback-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The duality of feedback reception in tech is just *chef's kiss*. Designers will have an existential meltdown if you criticize their perfect shade of #F5F5F5, while programmers casually acknowledge their spaghetti code with a stoic "lol ikr" because deep down they've already accepted that future-them will deal with that nightmare. The "I'll refactor it later" promise is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday" – a beautiful lie we tell ourselves while continuing to nest if-statements 17 levels deep.

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