Superior Imposter Syndrome

Future bedtime stories will feature tales of the mythical AWS outage of 2025. Dad sits there, thousand-yard stare, remembering how he just watched the status page turn red while half the internet collapsed because someone decided DynamoDB should be the single point of failure for... everything. The real heroes were the on-call engineers who had to explain to executives why their million-dollar systems were defeated by a database hiccup. Meanwhile, the rest of us just refreshed Twitter until that went down too.

The eternal CSS debugging saga: Frantically refreshing your browser for 20 minutes, convinced your code is broken, only to realize you're staring at the production site instead of your local environment. That moment when your brain finally catches up to what your eyes are seeing is pure developer humiliation. The worst part? We've all done this more than once and will absolutely do it again next week.

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The classic "yo momma" joke gets a computer science upgrade! Binary trees are efficient data structures with O(log n) operations, while linked lists have O(n) linear time complexity. So flattening a tree to a list is basically making something efficient into something... not so efficient. It's the algorithmic equivalent of taking the expressway and somehow ending up on a dirt road. Every CS grad who spent weeks optimizing their search algorithms just died a little inside.

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