Instant Production Ready Code

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Instant Production Ready Code

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The meme brilliantly skewers "vibe coders" - those developers who code purely by intuition and vibes rather than solid engineering principles. The first three panels show elaborate stretching routines (cracking knuckles, neck rolls, leg stretches) as if preparing for an Olympic coding event. Then the punchline: their entire development methodology is just "Make no mistakes." Because obviously that's all you need for production code, right? Just... don't mess up! The filename "200k-mrr-startup-plz.md" is the cherry on top - implying this is someone's entire business plan for a startup hoping to hit $200K monthly recurring revenue. Who needs architecture documents when you can just... not make mistakes? 🤦‍♂️

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