The Glass Is Deprecated

Content Lovelv Khai Lovelykohai Stack overflow be like: "Hey, how do I tie my laces?" "You don't need to tie laces, just buy Velcro shoes" "No, I really need help tying my laces" (Mod) "Question has already been answered, topic closed"

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a programmer rushing to correct someone on the internet. While cheetahs hit 70 mph and airplanes cruise at 550 mph, the true speed champion is the dev who spots a technical inaccuracy in a meme. Their fingers practically ignite the keyboard as they compose that "Well, actually..." comment explaining why the original post is wrong in some obscure edge case. The irony of being so predictable while correcting others is completely lost on them, but provides endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Content No, I didn't notice the internet being down. 1 was busy programming.

Content When you browse other people's stackexchange questions for 10 hours looking for the problem with your code instead of asking your own question

Content WE HAVE PURPOSELY UPVOTED A BARELY RELATED ANSWER AS A JOKE