We Are Not Log-Parsing Machines

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We Are Not Log-Parsing Machines

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The existential crisis of every developer who's been handed a massive log dump at 4:30 PM. Your manager casually drops 10,000 lines of server logs on your lap with "just find the issue before you leave" energy. Like sure, I'll just develop superhuman parsing abilities and skip dinner with my family. The best part? When you finally find the error, it's always something ridiculous like a missing semicolon or someone deployed to production on a Friday. Next time I'm just responding with "grep it yourself" and turning off Slack.

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