The Eternal Procrastination Cycle

The AUDACITY of my past self, making promises my future self can't cash! Here I am, crossing out "NOTHING" on my to-do list and writing "I'LL DO IT LATER" like some kind of time-traveling con artist! The eternal cycle of procrastination that haunts every developer's existence - promising ourselves we'll refactor that spaghetti code tomorrow, document those functions next week, or fix those 47 deprecation warnings someday in the mythical land of "when I have time." Spoiler alert: that time NEVER comes! We're just writing checks our future selves will dramatically sob while trying to cash! 💀