What's Stopping You From Coding Like This

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What's Stopping You From Coding Like This

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My internet went down for 20 minutes so I took my laptop to the sidewalk next to a busy road at night. The car headlights provide just enough illumination to see my syntax errors, and the constant threat of being mugged keeps me focused. The deadline waits for no one, and neither does my caffeine-induced coding spree. Pro tip: The gentle hum of traffic is nature's white noise machine for maximum productivity. Nothing says "dedicated developer" like risking your life for a Git commit.

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