datetime Memes

We All Hate Them
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
8 days ago 61.8K views 0 shares
We All Hate Them
The creator of timezones gets a special place in programmer hell - and rightfully so! Anyone who's ever had to debug a production issue at 3 AM because some function couldn't handle UTC offsets deserves a medal... and therapy. That moment when your perfectly working code suddenly breaks because someone in another country clicked a button? Pure digital torture. The inventor definitely earned that "Extra Hell" VIP pass. Next circle: whoever created daylight savings time.

I Hate Time Zones
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
12 days ago 98.1K views 0 shares
I Hate Time Zones
Ah, the universal programmer trauma of dealing with datetime ! The teacher asks what students are struggling with, and the unanimous response is datetime handling. This is basically a support group for developers at this point. Every programmer has had that moment where they're confidently coding until they need to calculate time differences between Tokyo and New York, and suddenly they're questioning their career choices. UTC, ISO-8601, DST changes, leap seconds... it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded and riding a unicycle. The fact that even seasoned developers break into cold sweats when someone mentions timezone conversion is the industry's dirty little secret.

Code Is Obsolete
Python Debugging Testing Backend Cloud
3 months ago 12.5K views 0 shares
codeIsObsolete | code-memes, errors-memes, data-memes, pandas-memes, api-memes, csv-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, error-memes, pip-memes, pipeline-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Our no-code solution lets you easily create data pipelines from a config" The config: BrookLyn Anticapital Habitat Defense Systems "Workflow": "UserTransactionsPipeline", "Instructions": "import pandas as pd", "df pd.readcsv ("USER TRANSACTIONS SNAPSHOT. csv)" "df.dropna(subset'id deprecated 'column9', inplaceTrue)" "df'productcode' df'product . apply (lambda x: x. strip() . lower ())", "df df df ' amount e", "df'occurredat' pd. todatetime (df 'occurredat', errors 'coerce')" "df. tosq1 ('usertransactions", conengine, ifexists'append")"

Format Adate Object Into Yyyy Mm Dd
Javascript php Java Frontend Backend
5 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
formatADateObjectIntoYyyyMmDd | javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, string-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, object-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C DateTime. ToStringO PHP DateTime:formato JavaScript Date. tolSOStringO splitTiol

Final Solution To Date Time Formatting
Programming
8 months ago 5.7K views 0 shares
finalSolutionToDateTimeFormatting | date-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Americans using mmddvvyv Euroneans using dd.mm.vvyv ISO 8601, but sorted alphabeticallv - ddHHMMmmSSSssTXXKywv

Can You Take Alook At This Date Time Bug
Debugging
9 months ago 5.1K views 0 shares
canYouTakeALookAtThisDateTimeBug | bug-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content W EU election War in Ukraine Israel-Hamas w NEWS POLITICS Arctic region of Norway asks EU Commission for 26-hour day Yes, really. PROGRAMMERS Confused screaming

Yes, Autofill. That is *totally* what I meant 🙄
Programming
10 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
Yes, Autofill. That is *totally* what I meant 🙄 | date-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for x1,10 d DockWidgetPluginGuilnfo DateTime debug delay Autofill No need to thank me.

Date Time Bugs Come For Us All
Java Linux Debugging Testing Backend
1 year ago 9.0K views 0 shares
dateTimeBugsComeForUsAll | java-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, date-memes, http-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8:19 AM builds seem to be failing https:jenkins due to this test https:githubl lest.lava I believe its failing due to daylight savings ending. The test assumes a day 86400 seconds, but that is not true for yesterday? LOL 3 Proaran

Date, Timestamp, Instant, Calendar, ZonedDateTime, LocalDateTime, ...
Programming
1 year ago 6.7K views 0 shares
Date, Timestamp, Instant, Calendar, ZonedDateTime, LocalDateTime, ... | loc-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TIMEZONE HEL M7 FIRST DEV PROJECT M7 FIRST DEV PROJECT

What the function doin? (what the dog doin?)
Javascript Frontend Backend
1 year ago 7.8K views 0 shares
What the function doin? (what the dog doin?) | eslint-memes, node-memes, data-memes, function-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content estint-disable-next-line async updateLastLoginToCurrentDateTime (userId: number): const data lastLogin: Date. now (), ; return this.updateAttributes (userId, data); function; e vice updateLastLoginToCurrentDateTire uth-service whats this? onsnodev18.7.0binpm instal unding e 0

Good job Microsoft
Javascript Microsoft Windows
1 year ago 6.6K views 0 shares
Good job Microsoft | string-memes, windows-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, microsoft-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 if (DateTime. Now. ToString() "91012022 00:00:00') 2 3 4 7 5 else 6 7 8 Console.WriteLine("Happy New Year"); Console.WriteLine("It's still 2021..."); Windows 11 ProdrammerHumor.io

You can't create a meme with IDEs, they said
Testing Microsoft Backend
1 year ago 4.5K views 0 shares
You can't create a meme with IDEs, they said | program-memes, test-memes, api-memes, class-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, space-memes, startup-memes, public-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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