datetime Memes

Who Here Works For NASA

Who Here Works For NASA
Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

Time Zones, You're On Sight ๐Ÿ‘Š

Time Zones, You're On Sight ๐Ÿ‘Š
Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.

We All Hate Them

We All Hate Them
The creator of timezones gets a special place in programmer hell - and rightfully so! Anyone who's ever had to debug a production issue at 3 AM because some function couldn't handle UTC offsets deserves a medal... and therapy. That moment when your perfectly working code suddenly breaks because someone in another country clicked a button? Pure digital torture. The inventor definitely earned that "Extra Hell" VIP pass. Next circle: whoever created daylight savings time.

I Hate Time Zones

I Hate Time Zones
Ah, the universal programmer trauma of dealing with datetime ! The teacher asks what students are struggling with, and the unanimous response is datetime handling. This is basically a support group for developers at this point. Every programmer has had that moment where they're confidently coding until they need to calculate time differences between Tokyo and New York, and suddenly they're questioning their career choices. UTC, ISO-8601, DST changes, leap seconds... it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded and riding a unicycle. The fact that even seasoned developers break into cold sweats when someone mentions timezone conversion is the industry's dirty little secret.

Code Is Obsolete

codeIsObsolete | code-memes, errors-memes, data-memes, pandas-memes, api-memes, csv-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, error-memes, pip-memes, pipeline-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Our no-code solution lets you easily create data pipelines from a config" The config: BrookLyn Anticapital Habitat Defense Systems "Workflow": "UserTransactionsPipeline", "Instructions": "import pandas as pd", "df pd.readcsv ("USER TRANSACTIONS SNAPSHOT. csv)" "df.dropna(subset'id deprecated 'column9', inplaceTrue)" "df'productcode' df'product . apply (lambda x: x. strip() . lower ())", "df df df ' amount e", "df'occurredat' pd. todatetime (df 'occurredat', errors 'coerce')" "df. tosq1 ('usertransactions", conengine, ifexists'append")"

Format Adate Object Into Yyyy Mm Dd

formatADateObjectIntoYyyyMmDd | javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, string-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, object-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C DateTime. ToStringO PHP DateTime:formato JavaScript Date. tolSOStringO splitTiol

Final Solution To Date Time Formatting

finalSolutionToDateTimeFormatting | date-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Americans using mmddvvyv Euroneans using dd.mm.vvyv ISO 8601, but sorted alphabeticallv - ddHHMMmmSSSssTXXKywv

Can You Take Alook At This Date Time Bug

canYouTakeALookAtThisDateTimeBug | bug-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content W EU election War in Ukraine Israel-Hamas w NEWS POLITICS Arctic region of Norway asks EU Commission for 26-hour day Yes, really. PROGRAMMERS Confused screaming

Yes, Autofill. That is *totally* what I meant ๐Ÿ™„

Yes, Autofill. That is *totally* what I meant ๐Ÿ™„ | date-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for x1,10 d DockWidgetPluginGuilnfo DateTime debug delay Autofill No need to thank me.

Date Time Bugs Come For Us All

dateTimeBugsComeForUsAll | java-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, date-memes, http-memes, datetime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8:19 AM builds seem to be failing https:jenkins due to this test https:githubl lest.lava I believe its failing due to daylight savings ending. The test assumes a day 86400 seconds, but that is not true for yesterday? LOL 3 Proaran

Date, Timestamp, Instant, Calendar, ZonedDateTime, LocalDateTime, ...

Date, Timestamp, Instant, Calendar, ZonedDateTime, LocalDateTime, ... | loc-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TIMEZONE HEL M7 FIRST DEV PROJECT M7 FIRST DEV PROJECT

What the function doin? (what the dog doin?)

What the function doin? (what the dog doin?) | eslint-memes, node-memes, data-memes, function-memes, date-memes, datetime-memes, npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content estint-disable-next-line async updateLastLoginToCurrentDateTime (userId: number): const data lastLogin: Date. now (), ; return this.updateAttributes (userId, data); function; e vice updateLastLoginToCurrentDateTire uth-service whats this? onsnodev18.7.0binpm instal unding e 0