I Wrote My Own Calendar Library

bugs datetime Edge cases Off-by-one Reinventing the wheel Date-handling Calendar December Time-library

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I Wrote My Own Calendar Library

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So you wrote your own calendar library and now December has 34 days. Classic. This is why we don't reinvent wheels that track the rotation of our planet. Next you'll tell me you've optimized February to have -3 days to compensate.

Somewhere, a project manager is wondering why Q4 reports are delayed while you explain that technically, the year isn't over yet according to your implementation.

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