We All Hate Them

The eternal job security of software developers, guaranteed not by our skills but by our clients' complete inability to articulate requirements. "Make it pop," "I'll know it when I see it," and "can you just make it more... you know?" are our shields against the AI apocalypse. While AI can write flawless code, it still needs someone to translate "the button should be more clickable" into actual specifications. So yeah, our jobs are protected by the same chaos that's been driving us insane for decades. Beautiful, really.

Content here is the "bad" here is the "good" here is the "bad" that is in the "good" here is the "good" that is in the "bad" here is life here is the person who posted a question, and then saying "nvm, figured it out" without giving the solution to the problem

Content Tweet freakyclown Freakyclown 17 Aug V finally get the password reset request actioned, phone representative tells me password will be posted to me.. ok weird but I accept. Today the post arrives and I shit you not it's my old password!!!! (I remembered it on sight) So they store the password and just posted me it!! 21 17 123 1.1K 1, freakyclown Freakyclown 17 Aug Honestly re-read that! virginmedia store your password in plain text and don't reset it but will POST it in the mail. Great job you utter idiots! securitymeansnothingtoyou 59 27 348 2.1K V Virgin Media virginmedia V Replying to Freakyclown Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. JGS 5:01 pm 17 Aug 2019 Lithium Tech. 1.4K Retweets 2.1K Likes

Content When you have to code but you don't have access to the internet:

The perfect illustration of how a $5,000 website magically transforms into a $50 project after six layers of outsourcing! This is basically the tech industry's version of telephone game, except everyone's wallet gets progressively lighter. What starts with a clueless business owner willing to shell out thousands ends with some poor developer in India coding an entire website for the price of a pizza. Meanwhile, every middleman takes their cut while adding zero value except the phrase "I know a guy." And the best part? The original client still has no idea when their website will be ready. Spoiler alert: it won't be.

Content Dev back in 1996 Dev in 2020 JS I just fit Pokemon Red in 512KB Hemlp, CALL'OF DUTY USES 100GB: