I Hate Time Zones

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I Hate Time Zones

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Ah, the universal programmer trauma of dealing with datetime! The teacher asks what students are struggling with, and the unanimous response is datetime handling. This is basically a support group for developers at this point. Every programmer has had that moment where they're confidently coding until they need to calculate time differences between Tokyo and New York, and suddenly they're questioning their career choices. UTC, ISO-8601, DST changes, leap seconds... it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded and riding a unicycle. The fact that even seasoned developers break into cold sweats when someone mentions timezone conversion is the industry's dirty little secret.

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