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Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself

Game devs scrolling through Steam reviews at 3 AM, desperately searching for validation after months of crunch, and finding someone who played for 1.4 hours but got so hooked they lost track of time. The glowing eyes moment hits when they realize the player praised the graphics AND the flashlight implementation. THE FLASHLIGHT. You know you've made it when someone notices your lighting system. That "You are a good man. Thank you" response? That's every dev who's ever had their soul crushed by "Not Recommended - 2,847 hours played" reviews. This one positive review from someone with barely any playtime but genuine enthusiasm is worth more than a thousand "it's okay I guess" from players with 500+ hours. It's the emotional support we didn't know we needed but absolutely deserve.

The great developer migration of 2023 visualized. Massive crowd flocking to ChatGPT while one lonely soul still visits Stack Overflow. Remember when we had to actually read through 15 answers, each starting with "Actually, you shouldn't do it that way" before finding a solution that worked? Now we just ask the AI and get code that's wrong in exciting new ways instead of the familiar old ways. Progress!

Content When after years of Dev-Ops, someone asks you what you have been doing for all that time. You wouldn't get it

Content ME MAKING 65K A YEAR IN ENGINEERING, WATCHING DEVS WHO MAKE TOK ACT LIKE TABS AND SPACES ARE A MEANINGFUL DISCUSSION: uilogi SABC Am lajoke to you?

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