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You know that feeling when someone asks you to explain what you do for a living and your brain just... malfunctions? That's exactly what's happening here. The medical stroke warning signs are asking "How to recognize a stroke?" with symptoms like twisted mouth, arm paralysis, and incoherent speech. But instead of normal incoherent speech, we get the ULTIMATE programmer paradox: "coding without looking at the code is a legit job that should pay equally." Because nothing screams "I'm having a stroke" quite like trying to justify why copying Stack Overflow answers without reading them deserves the same salary as actual software engineering. It's the kind of statement that makes senior devs clutch their keyboards in horror while junior devs nervously laugh because they've ABSOLUTELY done this during their last sprint. The real stroke? Realizing this describes like 40% of production code out there.

Content export const READ 'READ'; export const VOTE 'VOTE' export const COMMENT 'COMMENT'; export const POST 'POST'; export const UPDATE 'UPDATE' ; export const DELETE 'DELETE': export const MANAGEMENT 'MANAGEMENT' export const Roles Guest: READ, User: READ, VOTE, COMMENT, POST, UPDATE, Admin: READ, VOTE, COMMENT, POST, UPDATE, DELETE, MANAGEMENT export const hasPermission (role, permission) role. includes(permission); export const READ 1 0; export const VOTE 1 1; export const COMMENT 1 2; export const POST 1 3; export const UPDATE 1 4; export const DELETE 1 5; export const MANAGEMENT 1 6; export const Roles Guest: READ, User: READ VOTE COMMENT POST UPDATE, Admin: READ VOTE COMMENT POST UPDATE DELETE MANAGEMENT export const hasPermission (role, permission) !! (role permission);

OMG, the AUDACITY of this man! When you're making $400K a year, dress code becomes a mere suggestion, darling! 💅 That Hawaiian shirt and basketball shorts combo SCREAMS "I could delete the entire codebase and you'd still beg me to stay." Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are ironing our button-ups like it'll get us a 2% raise. The higher your debugging skills, the lower your fashion standards - it's basically a law of physics at this point!

Content Pratik Harsh PratikHarsh3 If we had a programming language that looks like python and runs like c, we can get rid of almost every programming languages so far