The Only Type Of Date I Can Have

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Programming Databases Backend

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The Only Type Of Date I Can Have

programming-memes, dating-memes, datetime-memes, format-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

STOP EVERYTHING! This is the most tragically relatable romance of our time! 💔 When someone asks "what was the date?" and your programmer brain immediately jumps to the dd-mm-yyyy format instead of, you know, ACTUAL HUMAN INTERACTION with another living being! The absolute DEVASTATION of realizing your love life has been replaced by date formatting conventions! And yet... there's that tiny part of you that's secretly proud you knew exactly what format they were "asking" about. Your dating life may be in shambles, but your datetime formatting game? FLAWLESS. This is what happens when you spend more time with databases than with dating apps!

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