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The unwritten constitution of every production codebase: "If it works, don't touch it." Nothing captures the collective trauma of developers quite like the moment when you fix one bug and create seven more. We've all been there—staring at legacy code that's held together by duct tape and prayers, but somehow keeps the business running. The wisdom isn't just royal, it's universal. That fragile house of cards you call an application? Best to slowly back away and pretend you never saw those nested if-statements...

The sky is literally smiling upon C programmers! When your language is so fundamental that even Mother Nature pays homage to it. Sure, Python might be trendy and JavaScript might be everywhere, but C? C is where the real magic happens—where memory leaks are a lifestyle choice and pointer arithmetic is considered a recreational activity. The language where you don't just write code; you craft it byte by precious byte. No garbage collection to save you, just pure, unfiltered programming prowess. Why use 10MB of RAM when 10KB will do? C isn't just a language, it's a badge of honor worn by those who've survived segfaults and lived to tell the tale.

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