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When someone asks if you know any programming paradigm beyond OOP, and your brain immediately goes to "FU"... which conveniently stands for "Functional Programming." The perfect accidental programmer comeback! After 15 years of watching junior devs make everything an object, I've learned that sometimes the best answer to "how should we architect this?" is indeed just "FU." Pure functions, no side effects, and immutability - it's like telling your stateful code to take a hike.

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That heart-stopping moment when you delete code instead of copying it, only to remember the undo shortcut exists. Nothing builds a stronger bond than that split second of sheer panic followed by the sweet relief of Ctrl+Z resurrection. The code you were ready to rewrite from scratch is suddenly back in your arms – a digital prodigal son returning home. Ten years into this profession and I still get that little adrenaline rush every time.

The compiler just performed the most spectacular magic trick in programming history. We've got a C++ program with an infinite while(1) loop and a function literally named unreachable() that should never execute. Yet somehow, when compiled with optimizations, it spits out "Hello world!" anyway. The compiler optimization flags ( -O1 ) basically said "this infinite loop is useless nonsense" and just... skipped it entirely. It's like your code review comments were taken literally by the universe. That moment when the compiler is smarter than your intentionally broken code is both humbling and hilarious.