Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

Content Gautam k. rajput imComputerGeek How to be a hacker??? Open terminal in front of your friends type "Is -a" chuckle and say words like encryption, firewall and boom... You are a hacker. 12:16 pm 27 Mar 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor

Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

Content 4-34 The client replying with an email that makes no sense and has multiple mistakes Me reading my email to a client over and over to make sure it makes sense and has no errors

OH. MY. GOD. The ULTIMATE tech paradox! 💀 While regular humans are turning their homes into Star Trek command centers with voice-activated EVERYTHING, IT professionals are living like it's 1972! The sheer AUDACITY of tech experts using OpenWRT routers (that's a hardcore open-source firmware, honey) while refusing to let a single "smart" device cross their threshold! And that printer from 2004?! PLEASE! Nothing says "I understand technology too well to trust it" like keeping ancient hardware and a weapon nearby just in case it dares to beep unexpectedly. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a non-smart, manually operated knife! 🔪

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The eternal Linux paradox in full display! Linux enthusiasts get excited at the mere thought of Windows users switching to their beloved OS. But then reality strikes when those same converts flee back to Windows after discovering that even creating a desktop shortcut in Gnome requires a PhD in command line wizardry and three Stack Overflow tabs. It's like inviting someone to your "super easy to use" treehouse, but forgetting to mention the ladder is made of Python scripts and kernel parameters.