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Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

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11 months ago 660,144 views 0 shares

Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

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Doctor: "How does it look doc?"

MRI Machine: "Hold on a sec" *proceeds to have a complete kernel meltdown*

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