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Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

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7 months ago 520,370 views 0 shares

Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

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Doctor: "How does it look doc?"

MRI Machine: "Hold on a sec" *proceeds to have a complete kernel meltdown*

Nothing says "your scan results might be delayed" quite like a cascade of system failures. Reminds me of that time I deployed to production on a Friday and my phone wouldn't stop buzzing with alerts. The machine is basically saying "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas." At least the error messages are consistent - consistently failing at everything!

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