Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco

Content Linux linux Do you want an operating system, or do you want an adventure 21:06 15 Sept 22 Twitter Web App

OMG, the AUDACITY of these Linux haters! 💅 They're out here screaming "Linux is unusable garbage!" while running Ubuntu on a prehistoric Lenovo laptop with a resolution straight from the Jurassic era (640x480)! HONEY, that's not a Linux problem, that's a "your computer belongs in a museum" problem! It's like complaining your Ferrari is slow when you've filled the tank with maple syrup instead of gas! The Linux OS is THRIVING despite being forced to run on hardware that Windows would literally have a nervous breakdown on! This is not a bug - this is a MIRACLE of engineering!

Linux and macOS users sitting pretty with their encryption keys while Windows folks are out here basically handing their data to Microsoft on a silver platter. The smugness is palpable and honestly? Justified. Nothing says "I value my privacy" quite like choosing an OS that doesn't treat encryption like a suggestion. Meanwhile Windows users are playing 4D chess trying to figure out which telemetry settings actually do something and which ones are just theater. The founding fathers would've run Arch, btw.

Content Configuring GitHub updates 87 complete Do not turn off your computer.

Ah, the joys of operating system documentation, where perfectly innocent process management terminology sounds like instructions for a serial killer. In Unix/Linux, "child processes" are just programs spawned by parent processes, and "killing" them is simply terminating them with commands like kill -9 . Nothing says "experienced developer" like casually telling your coworker you're "killing orphaned children" and "dumping core" while the new intern slowly backs away in horror. This is why programmers shouldn't write their own employee handbooks.

Content Hello. I am the 00M Killer. THe Kernel I'm the special process that the Kernel calls upon when memory Is running out. I have permission to kill other processes in order to prevent chaos. "Out of Memory I must follow a series of complex rules in order to decide who I'm gonna kill. But, in the end. 35 BANG I always kIll Apache off. THAT'S RACISM! I don't like that feather. Daniel Stori (turnoff.Us)