I Was There, Son. I Was There.

The handshake between Mr. Krabs and Patrick Star perfectly symbolizes the unspoken alliance of suffering that programmers and artists share. While we're busy arguing about tabs vs. spaces or RGB vs. CMYK, some CEO is slapping their name on our 2AM caffeine-fueled creation. Nothing quite builds solidarity like watching your Git commits or Photoshop layers get repackaged as "executive vision." The real kicker? The stolen code probably runs better than when I wrote it, but that's beside the point.

Ah yes, the classic "trying to look scary but accidentally looking like you've been debugging for 72 hours straight" scenario. The kid's exhausted expression, formal attire, and disheveled hair perfectly capture that "I've just deployed to production and everything is on fire" vibe that haunts every full-stack dev. The dark circles under the eyes really sell it - that's not makeup, that's the authentic "I've been juggling frontend frameworks, backend APIs, and database optimizations while surviving on nothing but coffee and despair" look. No Halloween costume can match the genuine horror of a dev during sprint deadline week.

Ah, the classic "no excuses" motivational poster with a twist. Sure, if some morally bankrupt CEO can juggle multiple catastrophes of his own making AND still find time for Coldplay, you can definitely learn PHP. Though frankly, both choices are questionable life decisions. At least PHP doesn't require alimony payments.

The eternal zombie apocalypse that is PHP development. Since 1995, developers have been declaring PHP dead while recommending the hot new framework—ColdFusion, ASP.NET, Ruby on Rails, Django, NextJS—only for PHP to keep shambling along, refusing to die. By 2025, we'll be celebrating its 30th birthday while still writing those same

The fastest way to clear your desk? Force push to production on Friday afternoon. That comment is pure genius - one command to trigger the corporate equivalent of a tactical nuke. No need for elaborate schemes when you can just bypass code review and obliterate the main branch with a single terminal command. The beauty is in its simplicity - you're not technically quitting, you're just "aggressively refactoring" the company's git history.

Nothing ages you faster than remembering when scrollbars were chunky, reliable parts of the browser window that just sat there doing their job. Now we've got these fancy disappearing overlays that show up for 0.5 seconds before fading away like your hopes of maintaining backward compatibility. The real tragedy? Watching the frog age from "young dev with bright eyes" to "senior engineer who's seen too many UI frameworks come and go" in the time it takes for browsers to decide scrollbars should be ephemeral experiences rather than functional UI elements.