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True Developer Experience

True Developer Experience
Ah, the classic developer workflow! Why spend 15 minutes reading documentation when you can spend 6 hours banging your head against the keyboard trying random solutions from Stack Overflow? The red puppet represents every developer I've ever code-reviewed for – staring at comprehensive docs one second, then immediately diving face-first into "fuck it, we ball" territory. This is why your production server is on fire right now. Your commit message might as well be "I have no idea what I'm doing but it works somehow."

How To Regex

How To Regex
Let's be honest, we've all been there. You need a regex pattern, so you open your editor with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing. Five minutes later, you're staring at a keyboard smash of special characters that somehow works. The beauty of regex is that the most efficient way to create one is apparently to let your cat walk across the keyboard. Random slashes, brackets, and character classes? Congrats, you've matched exactly what you needed... and also 47 edge cases you didn't consider. Ten years of programming experience and I still copy-paste from Stack Overflow. The cat method might actually be more reliable.

Thoughtful Rock

Thoughtful Rock
Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.

Debugging 101

Debugging 101
This is the most accurate relationship status for developers I've ever seen. Who needs dating apps when you've got Stack Overflow? Just frantically copy-pasting random solutions while muttering "please work, please work" like some desperate code wizard performing a ritual. The debugging equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks. We've all been there at 3 AM, surrounded by empty coffee cups, blindly trusting strangers on the internet more than our own judgment. It's not debugging—it's digital prayer.

Why Github Copilot Sucks

Why Github Copilot Sucks
Content WE TRAINED COPILOT ON YOUR CODE THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS

I S 00 N

I S 00 N

The Self Taught Serious Programmer

The Self Taught Serious Programmer
Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Use Less Comments

Use Less Comments
Content CODE COMMENTS BE LIKE STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

The Old Ways

The Old Ways
Content When Visual Studio Code keeps crashing Open Notepad. We will use the old ways.

There’S Just So Much Wrong Here

There’S Just So Much Wrong Here
Content • python Q 10/19/2020 hey guys why am I getting an Syntax error on line 14? document . queryselector ("#button"). addEventListener ("click", (e)=› (code censored for privacy reasons)

What Have I Done

What Have I Done
Content Changing IDE Settings for fun Now your code is being executed By VLC media player

I'M Kinda Retarded

I'M Kinda Retarded
Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>