I Swear It Was Broken Before

A classic double entendre that works on two levels. Programmers use dark mode to save their retinas from burning out at 3 AM, but also because actual insects are attracted to light. Meanwhile, code bugs multiply regardless of your color scheme preferences. The only thing dark mode really prevents is your significant other knowing you're still debugging that same function from last Tuesday.

That tiny little stick labeled "Vibe Coding" is carrying the weight of our entire digital civilization. Next time your manager says "just get it working," remember this is how we built the internet. One hacky solution at a time, held together by StackOverflow answers and caffeine. The terrifying part? It's not even exaggerating.

Ah, the medical records don't lie! Being a computer programmer isn't just an occupation—it's a diagnosable condition right up there with anxiety, depression, and irritable bowel syndrome. Makes perfect sense why it's sandwiched between acid reflux and Crohn's disease. The doctor just wrote down the symptoms (sleep deprivation, caffeine addiction, and the thousand-yard stare at Stack Overflow) and accidentally created the most accurate medical assessment in history. Turns out debugging isn't just something you do—it's something you have .

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Oh my goodness, this building is EXACTLY what happens when you mess with CSS for too long! 😂 You start with a perfectly normal design, then you add one more position: absolute and suddenly everything's hanging off the side of the page! It's like the architect said "I'll just add one more transform: rotate(15deg) " and then completely lost control. The windows are like those divs that refuse to align no matter how many !important flags you add. This is what happens when you skip the CSS framework and go full "I can totally build this from scratch" mode!

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