I Swear It Was Broken Before

Content The page cannot be displayed because an internal server error has occurred on server Asked 9 years ago Modified 3 years, 2 months ago Viewed 183k times I've installed website on my local machine using IIS 7 successfully. But w deployed it on live server, I got the following error: 65 "The page cannot be displayed because an internal server error has occurred" Nothing else. WHAT DOES THE LOGSAY!

Turns out both chefs and AI "developers" are just throwing ingredients together and hoping something edible comes out. The difference? Chefs actually know what basil is. Ten years of writing clean, maintainable code just to be replaced by someone who knows how to type "make me a full-stack app with blockchain integration" into a text box. At least the spaghetti I'm eating tastes better than the spaghetti code these AI tools are churning out.

The four horsemen of programming reality! People think we're hardware wizards opening computer cases like surgeons. Parents believe we're rocket scientists in lab coats inventing the next NASA project. Meanwhile, we imagine ourselves as beautiful-mind geniuses solving complex algorithms... But the crushing truth? We're just professional Googlers desperately typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—NOBODY—can remember JavaScript's cursed Date API. The gap between perception and reality has never been so hilariously wide.

When the product team forgets to replace the placeholder text and now you're selling Default_juice in production. Classic case of "it worked on my machine" making its way to the shelves! The QA team must've been drinking something stronger than juice that day. Somewhere, a developer is frantically writing a hotfix while explaining to management that "technically, it's still juice..."

Behold! The sacred ancient scrolls of debugging in Arabic! When your code looks like hieroglyphics and your only debugging tool is prayer. 🙏 That moment when you're staring at foreign code with brackets in ALL THE WRONG PLACES and you're just like "INSHALLAH WE SHALL FIND THIS BUG" because divine intervention is literally your only hope now. The universe has abandoned you. Your IDE has forsaken you. Only faith remains.

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