I Swear It Was Broken Before

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I Swear It Was Broken Before

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That awkward moment when your code decides to work after you've spent two hours debugging it, and you have absolutely no idea why. Just sitting there with that Kermit face, questioning your entire career choice. Is it cosmic rays? Cache clearing itself? The programming gods taking pity on you? Whatever it is, you'll take the win but deep down you know this mysterious fix will come back to haunt you in production next week. The most terrifying line in programming isn't an error message—it's code that works when it absolutely shouldn't.

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